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Epignosis 
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 Posted: July 19 2010 at 19:50 |
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A Cajun man went to confession.
"Hey faddah! I almost slept wid anuddah woman!"
"How so?" asked the priest.
"We bot took off ah clodes, and rubbed each uddah. But den I stopped and we did not do nuddin. I didn't put it in."
"Well that's the same as putting it in. You are to never see this woman again. Say 5 hail Marys and put $50 in the poor box."
The man went out, said 5 hail Marys and then stopped at the poor box. He went on.
"Hey, I saw you!" said the priest. "You did not donate!"
"Well faddah, I rub $50 against dah poor box. You say dats as good as puttin it in."
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JJLehto
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Posted: July 19 2010 at 19:53 |
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Nicely done!
How can we forget this classic?
And Irishman walks out of a bar
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presdoug
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Posted: July 19 2010 at 19:54 |
what did they call the happy Roman warrior?
A gladiator
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JJLehto
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Posted: July 19 2010 at 19:57 |
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^ I was thinking "Tom"
Who writes Ghost stories?
A ghost writer!
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presdoug
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Posted: July 20 2010 at 18:00 |
what composer did the classical musician like to discuss at the local pub?
Bartok
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: July 21 2010 at 06:57 |
2 elephants fall off a cliff
BOOM BOOM!
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: July 21 2010 at 07:00 |
 The Runaway wrote:
After a whole month, I finally found out what's that annoying buzz when you're trying to watch soccer.
Your wife.
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What did the frog say when he was in the library?
read it, read it, read it, read it, read it,
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: July 21 2010 at 07:23 |
I used to be indecisive but now i am not so sure....
How many letters in the alphabet?
19, because ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.
Definition of mixed emotions?
Seeing your mother in law drive over the cliff in your brand new Porsche...
A day without sunshine is night time.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandmother.... not screaming and terrified like the passengers in the car he was driving.
Its better to let someone think you are an idiot than open your mouth and prove it.
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CinemaZebra
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Posted: July 21 2010 at 16:01 |
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What do you call a rhino with the flu? I'm not telling.
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presdoug
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Posted: July 21 2010 at 16:36 |
how does a Blonde count to ten?
"One,Two, another,another, another"
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: July 26 2010 at 19:09 |
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What word begins with an "f" and ends in a "uck"?
Firetruck.
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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JJLehto
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Posted: July 26 2010 at 19:16 |
CinemaZebra wrote:
What do you call a rhino with the flu? I'm not telling.
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damn you!
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: July 26 2010 at 19:21 |
JJLehto wrote:
CinemaZebra wrote:
What do you call a rhino with the flu? I'm not telling.
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damn you!
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No no no not yet! He might be setting us up for a big punchline!
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JJLehto
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Posted: July 26 2010 at 19:26 |
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Nah, this is the bad joke thread.
In fact that one was quite brilliant!
So...a jew, a muslim and an irishman walk into a bar. They stop and take a moment to appreciate the diversity of where they live.
You see a black man and a hispanic man in a car together, who's driving?
Whichever one of them is behind the wheel, of course
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: July 26 2010 at 19:30 |
JJLehto wrote:
Nah, this is the bad joke thread.
In fact that one was quite brilliant!
So...a jew, a muslim and an irishman walk into a bar. They stop and take a moment to appreciate the diversity of where they live.
You see a black man and a hispanic man in a car together, who's driving?
Whichever one of them is behind the wheel, of course
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I was going to guess neither of them because they're both making cat calls to the attractive woman standing at the bus stop.
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JJLehto
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Posted: July 26 2010 at 19:37 |
Nah man, thats too funny and close to the original racist joke  To be a BAD joke it had to have no fun in itself what so ever Like, what do you call a bunch of Mexicans sitting on a stoop? ...Their names. Unless you don't know them. In which case you would not say anything. 
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: July 26 2010 at 20:37 |
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Could you call one of them Jose?
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JJLehto
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Posted: July 26 2010 at 20:39 |
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What do you a call a horse with teeth?
A horse
Dont they all have teeth anyway?
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horsewithteeth11
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Posted: July 26 2010 at 20:41 |
What do you call someone with no teeth? JJLehto
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JJLehto
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Posted: July 26 2010 at 20:43 |
What do you call JJLehto? A finnish race car driver. And you are the one from Kentucky my friend *zing!* there's a bad joke for ya
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