40 Shreds and then leave

You: Do you like wombats

Stranger: no

You: Why not?

Stranger: idk

You: Well, you can't just dislike something for no reason

Stranger: i hate furry things

You: But they taste good

Stranger: i think you are from us??

Stranger: aint you?

You: What do you mean?

Stranger: i mean do you belong to the US??

You: Oh yes, I am

Stranger: becoz,, long time ago,, i think that maybe that person was you,, who was talking abt wombats

Stranger: and you even told me that , u have a number of pets

You: Maybe that was someone else, I've only been on for a couple minutes. What did they say?

Stranger: so for how long have u been surfing omegle??

You: < 5 minutes

Stranger: thats bullsh*t!!!,, u mean in ur lifetime??

You: Oh, well I've been on a couple times before, but not really

Stranger: and do you have pets on your home??

You: i do

Stranger: and i guess a lots of varieties,,

You: Like wombats

Stranger: presently do u have wombats only??

You: Yes, I keep about 5 dozen of them in the backyard

Stranger: well well,, i think that that person was you

You: Probably not. Did he go by the name Vompatti?

Stranger: are you a male??

You: I am

Stranger: then sorry, that person was a female,, bye bye then