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Man With Hat 
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 Posted: September 10 2019 at 13:21 |
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In this moment I am a electrical outlet that is filled with old spaghetti.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Offline Points: 51488 |
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Posted: September 11 2019 at 10:26 |
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In this moment I am dotting my i's with a toaster cover.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 11 2019 at 13:43 |
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In this moment I am old and only getting older
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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TCat
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Honorary Collaborator / Retired Admin Joined: February 07 2010 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 11612 |
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Posted: September 11 2019 at 14:15 |
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In this moment the only thing between me and insanity is belly button lint.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 11 2019 at 14:45 |
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In this moment I am playing leapfrog with third world dictators and finding out who I am more limber than before selling this information on the black market
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: September 12 2019 at 06:58 |
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In this moment I am coiling the spinach leaves for a "bird fart dump truck" project.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 12 2019 at 14:49 |
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In this moment I am cooling myself with a fan made of emeralds
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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HackettFan
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Joined: June 20 2012 Location: Oklahoma Status: Offline Points: 7951 |
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Posted: September 12 2019 at 18:48 |
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In this moment I am specialized and versatile.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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HackettFan
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Posted: September 12 2019 at 18:49 |
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In this moment I am of an era.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 12 2019 at 23:27 |
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In this moment I am trying to turn you into a homosexual for an upcoming European romp
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: September 13 2019 at 06:45 |
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In this moment I am a map of Arizona with an inset map of all of the toilets of the Yukon Territory.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 13 2019 at 14:01 |
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In this moment I am thinking about auditioning for a play where the actors have two hours of unsimulated sex while discussing the proper methods of cooking breakfast foods people dislike in Idaho.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: September 16 2019 at 07:58 |
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In this moment I am a hazardous warning about sticking your hand down the urinal drain.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 16 2019 at 13:55 |
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In this moment I am a clot of blood that is travelling through your legs just waiting to strike when I get to your lungs
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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HackettFan
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Posted: September 16 2019 at 23:30 |
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In this moment I am an audible sigh.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 17 2019 at 00:36 |
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In this moment I am everything I never wanted to be.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: September 17 2019 at 06:00 |
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In this moment I am hiding the sounds of my farts by standing next to a running lawn mower.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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HackettFan
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Posted: September 17 2019 at 12:16 |
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In this moment I am a gentleman and a scholar, a urologist and a plumber.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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Man With Hat
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Posted: September 17 2019 at 14:20 |
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In this moment I am a cunning mouse sneaking off with the meaning of life in a small tote bag
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: September 18 2019 at 06:11 |
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In this moment I am listening very closely to my pee hitting the water to determine if it's in stereo.
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