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JJLehto 
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 Posted: July 11 2010 at 17:12 |
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Robert Fripp loves it when people download his music
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CinemaZebra
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 18:05 |
 JJLehto wrote:
Robert Fripp loves it when people download his music
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 Classic.
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Conor Fynes
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 20:07 |
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Lars Ulrich loves it when people download his music.
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JJLehto
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 20:41 |
Conor Fynes wrote:
Lars Ulrich loves it when people download his music. |
 Too far man! How dare you use the L word around these parts
Edited by JJLehto - July 11 2010 at 20:41
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StyLaZyn
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Joined: November 22 2005
Location: United States
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 20:48 |
Conor Fynes wrote:
Lars Ulrich loves it when people download his music. |
Napster bad. Beer good!
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DisgruntledPorcupine
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Joined: January 16 2010
Location: Thunder Bay CAN
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 21:24 |
Conor Fynes wrote:
Lars Ulrich loves it when people download his music. |
I was watching a show once, and there was a short interview with Lars Ulrich. He said it was good that people were getting exposed to their songs by downloading music. Never have I facepalmed harder in my life.
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CinemaZebra
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 22:01 |
Conor Fynes wrote:
L*** U***** loves it when people download his music. |
Fixed. Will someone please think of the children?
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JJLehto
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Posted: July 11 2010 at 22:41 |
CinemaZebra wrote:
Conor Fynes wrote:
L*** U***** loves it when people download his music. |
Fixed. Will someone please think of the children?
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Ah thank you sir. Yes the LU word is the most offensive to me. I rather be called ethnic slurs and the most obscene of all swears than that! I even contemplated asking Dean to make it censored words. ^My bad joke btw 
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crimhead
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Posted: July 12 2010 at 14:18 |
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To keep from becoming another piece in the bucket of Fried chicken.
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presdoug
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Location: Canada
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Posted: July 12 2010 at 17:05 |
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Did you hear about Sweet Marie?
She is the only woman with a cardboard box
Did you hear about the fight at the candy store?
Sweet Marie kicked the nuts out of Oh Henry
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Slartibartfast
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Honorary Collaborator / In Memoriam
Joined: April 29 2006
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Posted: July 12 2010 at 19:12 |
crimhead wrote:
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To keep from becoming another piece in the bucket of Fried chicken.
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Excellent. The only problem, not actually a bad joke. I'd tweak it though: to keep from becoming pieces in a bucket of fried chicken. Or did KFC already trademark that? OK this one's probably been done in this thread already and I missed it. Why is 5 afraid of 6? Because 689.
Edited by Slartibartfast - July 12 2010 at 21:37
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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JJLehto
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: July 12 2010 at 20:22 |
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An Irishman, a jew and a black muslim walk into a bar.
They stop and take a second to appreciate the wonderful diversity of this country
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Judge
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Posted: July 12 2010 at 21:53 |
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BAD jOKES-------What do you call a boomarang that doesnt come back? A Stick
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The Runaway
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Location: London
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Posted: July 13 2010 at 05:17 |
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After a whole month, I finally found out what's that annoying buzz when you're trying to watch soccer.
Your wife.
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presdoug
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Posted: July 13 2010 at 10:01 |
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i wanted to show you a joke i heard from someone i know who is invisible-
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Dean
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Posted: July 13 2010 at 10:08 |
never saw that one coming. 
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What?
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presdoug
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Posted: July 19 2010 at 16:04 |
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Politicians treat their voters like mushrooms-they feed them sh#$ and keep them in the dark
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JJLehto
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: July 19 2010 at 19:16 |
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^That IS bad....its not funny and its certainly not false!
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CinemaZebra
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Posted: July 19 2010 at 19:20 |
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Hey JJLehto.
Sometimes, people die.
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JJLehto
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Location: Tallahassee, FL
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Posted: July 19 2010 at 19:44 |
....Hey CZ? And that was a good bad joke  A blonde missed the 44 bus, so what did she do? ...Took the 22 bus twice! What? No, that's just stupid, she waited for the next one.
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