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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 13 2019 at 13:41
In this moment I am a foot stain on the chair of a successful business that is consider expanding beyond the Midwest 
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote HackettFan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 13 2019 at 21:02
In this moment I am a pickle in the pudding.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 13 2019 at 21:50
In this moment I am partially erect and can't tell if I'm waxing or waning. 
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 14 2019 at 07:40
In this moment I am pretending I know the difference between mayonnaise and an exhaust manifold.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 14 2019 at 13:20
In this moment I am the nerves in the stomach of a man walking to a alley to procure contraband. 
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 15 2019 at 08:01
In this moment I am hewn to be a photograph of a spider dung pile.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
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this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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In this moment I'm just following orders.
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In thism oment I am sleeping until the sun goes down 
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Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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In this moment I am disowned by my worshippers.
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In this moment I am fun but not free.
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In this moment I am taking a hand and a foot to finish my gracious beast
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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In this moment I am showing up in Google searches for "fart storage in bladders."
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
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this car smells like cartilage
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In this moment I am the third screw in an office chair that will fail while you are in an important office meeting resulting in a hilarious sideshow act of human-chair interaction 
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote TCat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 16 2019 at 14:31
In this moment I am that soggy wet kiss that you planted on your girlfriends forehead just before she sandpapered your lips.

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In this moment I am using the guitar to floss the teeth of a woman in the front row of a German rock group concert 
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote HackettFan Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 16 2019 at 20:15
In this moment I am a nice yet useless digital interface.
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In this moment I am taking my hands and using them to make a sign above me.
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote progaardvark Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 19 2019 at 11:10
In this moment I am inhaling cake icing because we ran out of oxygen and other gases.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag
that's a happy bag of lettuce
this car smells like cartilage
nothing beats a good video about fractions
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Man With Hat Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 19 2019 at 12:42
In this moment I am eating the realm and showing you why I am considered good but evil
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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In this moment 59 seems like an awfully high number to count on my fingers.


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