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Man With Hat 
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
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 Posted: April 02 2019 at 11:33 |
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In this moment I am the loose floorboard that will cause your grandmother to fall and break her hip in 7 years.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67421 |
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Posted: April 02 2019 at 15:24 |
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In this moment I am expired and no longer exist on this server.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 02 2019 at 16:04 |
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in this moment I am taking a gun and storing it somewhere I will forget it.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 02 2019 at 16:42 |
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In this moment I'm sold as a dietary supplement.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 02 2019 at 16:49 |
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In this moment I am your last lasagna
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Crossover/Symphonic/RPI Teams Joined: June 14 2007 Location: Sea of Peas Status: Online Points: 51802 |
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Posted: April 03 2019 at 06:45 |
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In this moment I am the shock absorbers of a massive three-nostriled dog.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 03 2019 at 12:43 |
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In this moment I am taking off your head to insert a better brain
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 04 2019 at 07:28 |
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In this moment I am the supermarket with a crunch glow classic salt.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 04 2019 at 12:03 |
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In this moment I am a small drop of gravy that will cause you to have a heart attack in 31 years.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 04 2019 at 16:07 |
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In this moment I'm successfully uninstalled.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 04 2019 at 20:33 |
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In this moment I am over the side of the boat with no life jacket
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 08 2019 at 10:51 |
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In this moment I am pondering whether I should fart now or hold it in for five more minutes.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 08 2019 at 14:00 |
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In this moment I am the spell of a woman with large tits and 33 teeth
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 09 2019 at 10:29 |
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In this moment I am deploying moored and drifting buoys into my toilet.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 09 2019 at 11:12 |
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In this moment I am winning the NBA championship for your dream team
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 10 2019 at 10:22 |
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In this moment I am not a suitable cloud tracer, nor am I a decent manhole watcher.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 10 2019 at 15:06 |
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In this moment I am starting a new business which specializes in using sirens to wake up people at 7:00AM.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 11 2019 at 07:22 |
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In this moment I am making commentaries about overseas cobblers.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 11 2019 at 14:33 |
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In this moment I'm the newest hate symbol of the alt-right.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 11 2019 at 16:15 |
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In this moment I am taking off my shirt to reveal an embarrassing tattoo
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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