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Jared 
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 Posted: July 29 2005 at 11:24 |
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Snow Dog
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 11:42 |
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Snow Dog
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 13:27 |
A man goes into a sex shop to buy an inflatable doll.
"Would you like male or female?" asks the assistant.
"Female, please."
"Would you like Black, or White?"
"Black, please"
"Would you like a Christian or Muslim?"
This question confused the man. "What has
religion got to do with it? he asks.
"Well," explained the assistant,
"The Muslim one blows itself up..."
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The Doctor
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 13:44 |
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I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?
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Jared
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 15:15 |
^^^^  bad bad dog...
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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stonebeard
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 16:51 |
i knew Doc would like that one!
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Snow Dog
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 17:08 |
Less contoversial and less funny!
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that
her
body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams,
then
she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her
knee
and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she
touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"Yes, I thought so," the doctor says.
"Your finger is broken."
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stonebeard
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 17:09 |
^^^^ 
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Jared
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 17:19 |
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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edge
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 17:20 |
 Snow Dog wrote:
Less contoversial and less funny!
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and says that
her
body hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me."
The redhead takes her finger, pushes on her left breast and screams,
then
she pushes her elbow and screams in even more agony. She pushes her
knee
and screams; likewise she pushes her ankle and screams. Everywhere she
touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?
"Well, no" she says, "I'm actually a blonde."
"Yes, I thought so," the doctor says.
"Your finger is broken."
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The Doctor
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 17:20 |
^^
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I can understand your anger at me, but what did the horse I rode in on ever do to you?
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 29 2005 at 20:29 |
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Logos
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Posted: July 31 2005 at 13:05 |
Wow this thread has died.
No match for the Mariah Carey thread, it seems. 
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Man With Hat
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Posted: July 31 2005 at 13:06 |
Logos wrote:
Wow this thread has died.
No match for the Mariah Carey thread, it seems. |
Really, is anyone/anything
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Jared
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Posted: July 31 2005 at 14:42 |
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Welcome to page 15!!
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Snow Dog
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Posted: July 31 2005 at 14:45 |
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Welcome to the Pleasuredome!
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Jared
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Posted: July 31 2005 at 14:46 |
Snow Dog wrote:
Welcome to the Pleasuredome! |
hey SD...the big 3300 coming up.......about NOW!!!
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: July 31 2005 at 21:20 |
Snow Dog wrote:
Welcome to the Pleasuredome! |
Who decreed it? Will there be honey dew? Will the milk of paradise be present?
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stonebeard
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Posted: July 31 2005 at 22:32 |
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kubla khan, anyone?
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Man With Hat
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Posted: August 01 2005 at 00:12 |
stonebeard wrote:
kubla khan, anyone? |
I saw him over by the coffee machine with Stalin and Capt. Cook.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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