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All I want to do is tear off all of your clothes, throw you to the ground, and tell you how beautiful you really are. 
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stop hot wax flowing from a pipe onto her face
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Depression is virtually nonexistent among nomadic hunter/gatherer/foragers. It is a disease of civilization.
maybe hunter-gatherers just learned to stop whining about it!


the complexities of language are lost on people without frontal lobes 
I thought the frontal part of the brain was just meant as a buffer


what shall I do while its buffering? 
buffers don't buffer, mate, it's them who get buffered
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I saw more mannequins during this vacation than any other I've had.

Did you go to a mannequin factory? 

No, they were in every antique mall I went to. I also saw a lot of Hess trucks.
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Mimic public soap dispensers.
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This is the final destination of the human soul.
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Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by twseel twseel wrote:

Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

Depression is virtually nonexistent among nomadic hunter/gatherer/foragers. It is a disease of civilization.
maybe hunter-gatherers just learned to stop whining about it!


the complexities of language are lost on people without frontal lobes 
I thought the frontal part of the brain was just meant as a buffer


what shall I do while its buffering? 
buffers don't buffer, mate, it's them who get buffered

buffer this bufferface 
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Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

I saw more mannequins during this vacation than any other I've had.

Did you go to a mannequin factory? 

No, they were in every antique mall I went to. I also saw a lot of Hess trucks.

old nudes are not my favorite. 

I assume the mannequins were naked. 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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Originally posted by Vompatti Vompatti wrote:

This is the final destination of the human soul.

talk about your hellscape 
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

I saw more mannequins during this vacation than any other I've had.

Did you go to a mannequin factory? 

No, they were in every antique mall I went to. I also saw a lot of Hess trucks.

old nudes are not my favorite. 

I assume the mannequins were naked. 

Yep, and they were separated and spread out. Some legs over here, a head over there, and torsos on the other side. It made conversations rather weird.
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I'm not a banana peel today.
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Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

I saw more mannequins during this vacation than any other I've had.

Did you go to a mannequin factory? 

No, they were in every antique mall I went to. I also saw a lot of Hess trucks.

old nudes are not my favorite. 

I assume the mannequins were naked. 

Yep, and they were separated and spread out. Some legs over here, a head over there, and torsos on the other side. It made conversations rather weird.

I like them spread out, if you know what I mean. 
Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
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I'm not a banana peel today.

I"ve seen that before. 
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Everybody gets melons sometimes. 
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

I saw more mannequins during this vacation than any other I've had.

Did you go to a mannequin factory? 

No, they were in every antique mall I went to. I also saw a lot of Hess trucks.

old nudes are not my favorite. 

I assume the mannequins were naked. 

Yep, and they were separated and spread out. Some legs over here, a head over there, and torsos on the other side. It made conversations rather weird.

I like them spread out, if you know what I mean. 

It works good when you have an intercom.
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Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

I saw more mannequins during this vacation than any other I've had.

Did you go to a mannequin factory? 

No, they were in every antique mall I went to. I also saw a lot of Hess trucks.

old nudes are not my favorite. 

I assume the mannequins were naked. 

Yep, and they were separated and spread out. Some legs over here, a head over there, and torsos on the other side. It made conversations rather weird.

I like them spread out, if you know what I mean. 

It works good when you have an intercom.

I hope the mannequins weren't using the intercom to communicate. 
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lifelessness is the only ending condition
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I'm going to wish for more. 
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Originally posted by progaardvark progaardvark wrote:

I saw more mannequins during this vacation than any other I've had.

Did you go to a mannequin factory? 

No, they were in every antique mall I went to. I also saw a lot of Hess trucks.

old nudes are not my favorite. 

I assume the mannequins were naked. 

Yep, and they were separated and spread out. Some legs over here, a head over there, and torsos on the other side. It made conversations rather weird.

I like them spread out, if you know what I mean. 

It works good when you have an intercom.

I hope the mannequins weren't using the intercom to communicate. 

Yeah, it's better when they use telepathy.
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