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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2009 at 07:13
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Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

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But only Mike By-Tor can walk on water. Tongue


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Stagehand - 'Sorry Mr Wayne...didn't see you there...I'll have that crucifix off of you in a thrice'

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2009 at 07:30
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Now I know there's the Stoker connection with Whitby, but "The Whitby Gothic Weekend" sounds about as plausible as "The Stevenage Rennaisance Fayre"
It's the worse-kept secret of the Gothic world - it is never advertised and the press are not invited. Attendance is limited to 1000 people due to the venue - tickets sell out within days of issue and accommodation is nigh on impossible to get since most Goths pre-book hotels, apartments and B&Bs a year in advance - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitby_gothic_weekend 
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2009 at 07:32
Just had an audio meeting - apparently our bit of RBS has to save £2.5 billion over the next few years. So far the hand towels in the toilets have gone and the free flavoured water is going soon. Next step will the addition of a coin slot on the coffee machine. One of our guys was accosted by a member of the public outside the building the other day and asked what he was doing about the RBS share price.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2009 at 07:38
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

"Whitby Gothic Weekend is a lesson in British tolerance" (The Times Online)


Only in England:

Originally posted by Mr Middle-England Mr Middle-England wrote:

I stumbled on this April's event in Whitby by mistake - having planned a day out to visit the abbey and the town with my wife and two friends from Poland. To be frank it was bewildering


Originally posted by Abbadon, Lord Of The Lower Seventh Level Of Satan's Lingerie (aka Nigel from Tadhampton) Abbadon, Lord Of The Lower Seventh Level Of Satan's Lingerie (aka Nigel from Tadhampton) wrote:

The Goth community has gone to great lengths to dispel the view that they are "Satanic ghouls, corpse-botherers and insatiable transsexual deviants


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2009 at 07:47
LOL
You made up Nigel from Tadhampton!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2009 at 07:50
^^^
Kentish Times headline

'Shocked townsfolk were taken aback when hordes of ghoulish looking Goths* decended upon the seaside town of Whitstable after a typo was made in the publication The Gothic Times.

One elderly person was heard to say, ' I thought my great-aunt, Maud had risen from the grave.I had to have a cup of strong 'tea' to calm my nerves.

Mr Grimondly-Fiendish, the editor of The Gothic Times apologised whole-heartedly.'

*A 'Youth'cult

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2009 at 07:58
The look doesn't always work



Butthe kiddies always stand out in a crowd:


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2009 at 08:12
Yeah, hilarious Stern Smile but they are not Goths, they's spooky kids.
 
Now, this is slightly more amusing:
 
"Victor Meldrew" and 4 Goths in a Morris Minor Estate drive around Whitby (from a recent BBC programme):
 
just after that clip, Mike (with the mohican hair sitting in the back), has to take over the driving from Richard Wilson so they can continue on to the Abbey.
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2009 at 08:17
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Now I know there's the Stoker connection with Whitby, but "The Whitby Gothic Weekend" sounds about as plausible as "The Stevenage Rennaisance Fayre"
It's the worse-kept secret of the Gothic world - it is never advertised and the press are not invited. Attendance is limited to 1000 people due to the venue - tickets sell out within days of issue and accommodation is nigh on impossible to get since most Goths pre-book hotels, apartments and B&Bs a year in advance - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitby_gothic_weekend 
 


Ah yes.  They had a memorial to Sophie Lancaster at the last event, I believe.  A worthy cause too.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2009 at 08:36
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Yeah, hilarious Stern Smile but they are not Goths, they's spooky kids.


No offense intended, Dean - merely whimsy

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2009 at 08:42
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Yeah, hilarious Stern Smile but they are not Goths, they's spooky kids.


No offense intended, Dean - merely whimsy


Don't you mean,nearly Whitby?

I'll get me cloak...

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2009 at 08:47
Lord Peter Whimsy?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2009 at 09:05
Originally posted by Dean Dean wrote:

Yeah, hilarious Stern Smile but they are not Goths, they's spooky kids.
 
Now, this is slightly more amusing:
 
"Victor Meldrew" and 4 Goths in a Morris Minor Estate drive around Whitby (from a recent BBC programme):
 
just after that clip, Mike (with the mohican hair sitting in the back), has to take over the driving from Richard Wilson so they can continue on to the Abbey.
 
 
Classic TV
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2009 at 10:57
Venue for a little day trip tomorrow - 16 of us going from our local pub:

Fat Cat Pub - Norwich (30+ beers on tap or gravity )

Last count, 26 hand pumps, 10 beers on gravity + a selection of Belgian ales.

+++note to self - switch alarm clock off when we get home +++

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 06 2009 at 11:57
Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Venue for a little day trip tomorrow - 16 of us going from our local pub:

Fat Cat Pub - Norwich (30+ beers on tap or gravity )

Last count, 26 hand pumps, 10 beers on gravity + a selection of Belgian ales.

+++note to self - switch alarm clock off when we get home +++


Lucky it's not the Fat Duck, Jim,

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 07 2009 at 15:24
Originally posted by Man Erg Man Erg wrote:

Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Venue for a little day trip tomorrow - 16 of us going from our local pub:

Fat Cat Pub - Norwich (30+ beers on tap or gravity )

Last count, 26 hand pumps, 10 beers on gravity + a selection of Belgian ales.

+++note to self - switch alarm clock off when we get home +++


Lucky it's not the Fat Duck, Jim,
 
The way things are going for Heston Blumenthal, it looks like Fat Duck is going to become a piece of rhyming slang.
 
'Lloyds band is completely Fat Ducked, so we're nationalising it.' Gordon Brown
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I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2009 at 01:35
We had our very own "Fat Duck" in Perivale, it was a Kebab shop featured on TV's Life of Grime as being one of  the worst catering establishments after many complaints - though no official cause has been found causing the Fat Duck's problems, i really didn't like the look of those snails...Ermm
 
 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2009 at 16:57
Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

Originally posted by Man Erg Man Erg wrote:

Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Venue for a little day trip tomorrow - 16 of us going from our local pub:

Fat Cat Pub - Norwich (30+ beers on tap or gravity )

Last count, 26 hand pumps, 10 beers on gravity + a selection of Belgian ales.

+++note to self - switch alarm clock off when we get home +++


Lucky it's not the Fat Duck, Jim,
 
The way things are going for Heston Blumenthal, it looks like Fat Duck is going to become a piece of rhyming slang.
 
'Lloyds band is completely Fat Ducked, so we're nationalising it.' Gordon Brown

Lloyds Band? What, you mean The Commotions?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 08 2009 at 18:28
Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:

Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

Originally posted by Man Erg Man Erg wrote:

Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Venue for a little day trip tomorrow - 16 of us going from our local pub:

Fat Cat Pub - Norwich (30+ beers on tap or gravity )

Last count, 26 hand pumps, 10 beers on gravity + a selection of Belgian ales.

+++note to self - switch alarm clock off when we get home +++


Lucky it's not the Fat Duck, Jim,
 
The way things are going for Heston Blumenthal, it looks like Fat Duck is going to become a piece of rhyming slang.
 
'Lloyds band is completely Fat Ducked, so we're nationalising it.' Gordon Brown

Lloyds Band? What, you mean The Commotions?
 
Well let's face it, they haven't had a hit since 'Lost Weekend' and even that sounded suspiciously like The Passenger by Iggy Pop. Nationalisation is the only answer - you'll get a free copy of Rattlesnakes if you open an account with Llloyds Bank....
'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 09 2009 at 09:04
Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

Originally posted by chopper chopper wrote:

Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

Originally posted by Man Erg Man Erg wrote:

Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Venue for a little day trip tomorrow - 16 of us going from our local pub:

Fat Cat Pub - Norwich (30+ beers on tap or gravity )

Last count, 26 hand pumps, 10 beers on gravity + a selection of Belgian ales.

+++note to self - switch alarm clock off when we get home +++


Lucky it's not the Fat Duck, Jim,
 
The way things are going for Heston Blumenthal, it looks like Fat Duck is going to become a piece of rhyming slang.
 
'Lloyds band is completely Fat Ducked, so we're nationalising it.' Gordon Brown

Lloyds Band? What, you mean The Commotions?
 
Well let's face it, they haven't had a hit since 'Lost Weekend' and even that sounded suspiciously like The Passenger by Iggy Pop. Nationalisation is the only answer - you'll get a free copy of Rattlesnakes if you open an account with Llloyds Bank....
Well, they split up sometime in the late Cretaceous although Mr Cole is still soldiering on and recently released a box set. I believe you get a free copy if you open a deposit account and put £5000 in. If you open an account at RBS you get a free "I hate Fred the Shred" mug and a dartboard with a picture of him on the bullseye.
And the 25.
And the 20, 19, 18 etc etc.
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