The Stupid Question Thread

What's the point of watching movies, listening to symphonies, reading novels, memorizing integration rules, playing chess, eating cardboard boxes, studying the occult, going out, dressing, undressing, taking a shower, drinking coffee, writing about drinking coffee, buying books, buying cd's, buying dvd's, buying shoes, wearing shoes, thinking about wearing shoes, going to the church, going to the restaurant, going to the library, going away for a holiday, swimming, fishing, hunting, picking berries, gardening, taking photographs of birds, taking photographs of people, taking photographs of butterflies, taking photographs of radiators, taking photographs of dust, taking a bus to the horse track, watching horses, betting horses, playing the lottery, playing the fool, playing around, fooling around, fooling yourself, fooling the government, voting for president, voting for peace, voting for war, joining the army, not joining the army, going to prison, writing poems, reading poems, writing about reading & reading about writing poems, turning on the tv, turning off the tv, turning away from the tv, opening a window, shutting a window, opening a door, shutting a door, locking a door, unlocking a door, staring at the door, not staring at the door, trying not to think about not staring at the door if we're all going to die pretty soon?

Do I want to answer that? Also, what's the best way not to leave the coffee machine on?

Not even Homer (not Simpson) knew that one!

 (I can't think of anything to ask right now.)

When Homer (not Simpson (not O. J.)) asked the fishermen if they caught anything, they said: "What we caught we threw away, what we couldn't catch we kept", was it that he tripped on a rock or was it that he died of boredom?

Who's this Serge you keep mentioning?

Have you not heard the recording?

Why would anyone name a pizza "Tombstone"?

Do they when The Prodigy record therein?

Yeah, why would anyone call a pizza "Tombstone"?

Why is a pizza just medieval convenience food?