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Points: 344 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 04 2013 at 11:41
Originally posted by Second Life Syndrome Second Life Syndrome wrote:

About prog metal bass, you need to mention that, despite all the strings, you must make it completely inaudible.  
Unless there's a bass solo, and then every other band member must stop everything to admire the bass solo.
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Points: 14258 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 20 2013 at 04:17
Make sure the drummer never takes over on vocals
and never leave the finances up to the lead singer
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Points: 104 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 22 2013 at 06:05
Prog Metal is an oxymoron. One is smart, the other not.
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^Haha, good joke!
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There can always be more strings on the instrument. There can always be more stringed instruments in the mix. There can always be string arrangements. Strings. Just have them.
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Points: 338 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: November 24 2013 at 05:46
Originally posted by HemispheresOfXanadu HemispheresOfXanadu wrote:


Originally posted by Stool Man Stool Man wrote:

101 Rules of ProgFunk.
 

1. Free Your Mind And Your Ass Will Follow.

2. Norman Whitfield is a Prog God.

3. This joke isn't funny anymore.

4. Amos Williams is not a funky bass player.


5. You gotta get up, to get down.
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