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dude 
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 Posted: July 18 2005 at 10:53 |
PUNCH PUMMEL KICK,HIT PUNCHPUNCHPUNCH,BITCHSLAP
KICK GROINTWAEK,HIT KICK SLAPSLAPSLAP!!!!!
NOW....WHAT IS YOUR NAME!!!?
SYZYGY....ITS SYZYGY!!!
NO!!! TRY AGAIN!!!
SLAP GOOLY TWEAK SLAPSLAPSLAP PUNCH KICK HIT SLAP PUNCH,SMERSH,KAPOW,BITCHSLAP
KAPOW PUNCH PUNCHPUNCH!!
NOW,AGAIN,WHAT IS YOUR NAME!!!?
SYZYGY...COUGH,WHEEEZE,GASP....ITS.............SYZYGY!!
NO!!!...TRY....AGAIN!!...
HIT BITCHSLAP,PUNCH GOOLYTWEAK,HITHITHIT,PUNCH SLAPSLAPSLAP!!,KICK PUMMEL NIPPLE TWEAK!(TWICE!!!)SLAP,HIT,KICK,HITHITHIT!!!
OKAY!!ONE MORE TIME!!,WHAT IS YOUR NAME??
OKAY...COUGH,COUGH,ITS SUSAN!!!....MY NAME IS SUSAN!! I WANT TO BE MICHEAL JACKSONS NEXT LOVE INTEREST,I SLEEP WITH BARBIE DOLLS,GASP...COUGH!...ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!!!????
THATS BETTER!!!......................
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Syzygy
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Joined: December 16 2004
Location: United Kingdom
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Points: 7003
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Posted: July 18 2005 at 11:03 |
 dude wrote:
PUNCH PUMMEL KICK,HIT PUNCHPUNCHPUNCH,BITCHSLAP
KICK GROINTWAEK,HIT KICK SLAPSLAPSLAP!!!!!
NOW....WHAT IS YOUR NAME!!!?
SYZYGY....ITS SYZYGY!!!
NO!!! TRY AGAIN!!!
SLAP GOOLY TWEAK SLAPSLAPSLAP PUNCH KICK HIT SLAP PUNCH,SMERSH,KAPOW,BITCHSLAP
KAPOW PUNCH PUNCHPUNCH!!
NOW,AGAIN,WHAT IS YOUR NAME!!!?
SYZYGY...COUGH,WHEEEZE,GASP....ITS.............SYZYGY!!
NO!!!...TRY....AGAIN!!...
HIT BITCHSLAP,PUNCH GOOLYTWEAK,HITHITHIT,PUNCH SLAPSLAPSLAP!!,KICK PUMMEL NIPPLE TWEAK!(TWICE!!!)SLAP,HIT,KICK,HITHITHIT!!!
OKAY!!ONE MORE TIME!!,WHAT IS YOUR NAME??
OKAY...COUGH,COUGH,ITS SUSAN!!!....MY NAME IS SUSAN!! I WANT TO BE MICHEAL JACKSONS NEXT LOVE INTEREST,I SLEEP WITH BARBIE DOLLS,GASP...COUGH!...ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!!!????
THATS BETTER!!!......................
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This is supposed to be fight club, not fight like a girl club!!!!
Headbutt!!! Boot in!!!
Stitch that, Nancy boy!!!!
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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dude
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Location: Australia
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Posted: July 18 2005 at 11:13 |
WELL,COME BACK WHEN YOU LEARN TO FIGHT LIKE A MAN THEN!!!
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Syzygy
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Posted: July 18 2005 at 11:18 |
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Or else what? Are you going to hit me with your handbag?
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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dude
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Joined: January 30 2004
Location: Australia
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Posted: July 18 2005 at 11:33 |
NO, I WILL HIT YOU WITH YOUR HANDBAG!!!
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Syzygy
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Posted: July 18 2005 at 11:43 |
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Why? - Is your handbag too fluffy and girly to inflict any damage?
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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dude
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Joined: January 30 2004
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 1338
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Posted: July 18 2005 at 11:46 |
NO I THOUGHT I WOULD USE YOUR HANDBAG AS IT IS HEAVY AND FULL OF YOUR MAKEUP!!
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Tony R
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Posted: July 18 2005 at 12:25 |
These two have obviously done this before........... 
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Jared
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Posted: July 18 2005 at 14:28 |
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Syzygy
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Posted: July 18 2005 at 15:10 |
Hey, Fandango - see my finger - yeah?
Punchpunchpunchbiffstomp!!!
You should have been watching my fist!!!!!!!!
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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'
Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom
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Tony R
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Joined: July 16 2004
Location: UK
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Points: 11979
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Posted: July 18 2005 at 17:55 |
Syzygy wrote:
Hey, Fandango - see my finger - yeah?
Punchpunchpunchbiffstomp!!!
You should have been watching my fist!!!!!!!!
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Now stop this....it's very naughty!
Happy now,Fandango?
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Jim Garten
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Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
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Posted: July 19 2005 at 03:21 |
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Er, Tony....
Gooleykick, Gooleykick, Eyepoke, Bottykick, Bottykick, Eyepoke, Ribtickle (secret weapon), Gooleykick, Headstomp, Facefart...
Congratulations on the new Collaborator status, by the way.
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Cygnus X-2
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Posted: July 19 2005 at 03:25 |
[quote=Jim Garten]
Ribtickle (secret weapon),
[/quote]
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Jared
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Posted: July 19 2005 at 06:04 |
Tony R wrote:
Syzygy wrote:
Hey, Fandango - see my finger - yeah?
Punchpunchpunchbiffstomp!!!
You should have been watching my fist!!!!!!!!
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Now stop this....it's very naughty!
Happy now,Fandango?
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Hey Syzygy,
Is that all you've got in your tank, son? I've seen people drain water out of a lettuce with more passion than that... I'd stick to your embroidery and cake making classes if I were you!
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Tony R
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Joined: July 16 2004
Location: UK
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Posted: July 19 2005 at 06:20 |
Jim Garten wrote:
Er, Tony....
Gooleykick, Gooleykick, Eyepoke, Bottykick, Bottykick, Eyepoke, Ribtickle (secret weapon), Gooleykick, Headstomp, Facefart...
Congratulations on the new Collaborator status, by the way. |
Yeah, and thanks for that incredibly painful and humiliating Initiation Ceremony,you just adminstered.
Nobody warned me about the facefarts..... Never realised it was one of the 1001 Things You Can Do With A Mellotron..
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Jared
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Posted: July 19 2005 at 07:03 |
Tony R wrote:
Jim Garten wrote:
Er, Tony....
Gooleykick, Gooleykick, Eyepoke, Bottykick, Bottykick, Eyepoke, Ribtickle (secret weapon), Gooleykick, Headstomp, Facefart...
Congratulations on the new Collaborator status, by the way. |
Yeah, and thanks for that incredibly painful and humiliating Initiation Ceremony,you just adminstered.
Nobody warned me about the facefarts..... Never realised it was one of the 1001 Things You Can Do With A Mellotron..
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I wish someone cared about me enough to want to kick me in the goolies... ...Tony, you are a lucky, lucky bastard.... what I would give for just one kick up the botty..
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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Jim Garten
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Retired Admin & Razor Guru
Joined: February 02 2004
Location: South England
Status: Offline
Points: 14693
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Posted: July 19 2005 at 07:22 |
fandango wrote:
I wish someone cared about me enough to want to kick me in the goolies......Tony, you are a lucky, lucky bastard.... what I would give for just one kick up the botty.. |
Being something of a pacifist, this goes against my every principle, but just to show I do care...
+++takes long run up+++
BOTTYKICK, GROINGOUGE, FACEFART, FOLLOWTHROUGH  (GLORP)  , CHINESEBURN, DOUBLE-EARSLAP
Tough love, eh?
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Tony R
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Posted: July 19 2005 at 07:38 |
You gave him a right mouthful there Jim !!
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Jim Garten
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Location: South England
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Posted: July 19 2005 at 07:45 |
What can I say - I was at a festival last weekend - too much festival food, too few khazis...
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Jon Lord 1941 - 2012
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Jared
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Location: Hereford, UK
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Posted: July 19 2005 at 07:56 |
Jim Garten wrote:
fandango wrote:
I wish someone cared about me enough to want to kick me in the goolies......Tony, you are a lucky, lucky bastard.... what I would give for just one kick up the botty..
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Being something of a pacifist, this goes against my every principle, but just to show I do care...
+++takes long run up+++
BOTTYKICK, GROINGOUGE, FACEFART, FOLLOWTHROUGH (GLORP) , CHINESEBURN, DOUBLE-EARSLAP
Tough love, eh? |
now that's what I call being on the receiving end of a good slap...you could teach young Syzygy a few lessons..
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Music has always been a matter of energy to me. On some nights I believe that a car with the needle on empty can run 50 more miles if you have the right music very loud on the radio. Hunter S Thompson
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