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Snow Dog 
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 Posted: January 26 2011 at 10:47 |
 NeoGnostic wrote:
ELP's "Love Beach"
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Maybe it is. I quite like it though.
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chopper
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Posted: January 26 2011 at 11:12 |
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I think we should focus on prog worst album if we go in music in general, it will be to many albums to mentions. |
I think we should just close this thread now before it detiororates even further. |
We can of course close if it turns ugly but after it s everyone responbilities to keep the thread a minimum serious.
I don't see why this thread is worse than "prog best album" or "Whatever band best album" |
Because it's just a matter of time before somebody says "Love Beach" in big letters.
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Negoba
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Posted: January 26 2011 at 12:13 |
Naked City's Leng Tche
John Zorn said "you know, all the music I've been doing is too touch feely and flowers and such. how about I shake it up and make an album that evokes the feeling of being tortured to death." Sadly I'm not joking.
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You are quite a fine person, and I am very fond of you. But you are only quite a little fellow, in a wide world, after all.
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Anthony H.
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Posted: January 26 2011 at 12:22 |
Negoba wrote:
Naked City's Leng Tche
John Zorn said "you know, all the music I've been doing is too touch feely and flowers and such. how about I shake it up and make an album that evokes the feeling of being tortured to death." Sadly I'm not joking. |
Yeah, I don't like that album at all.
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Equality 7-2521
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Posted: January 26 2011 at 13:25 |
Negoba wrote:
Naked City's Leng Tche
John Zorn said "you know, all the music I've been doing is too touch feely and flowers and such. how about I shake it up and make an album that evokes the feeling of being tortured to death." Sadly I'm not joking. |
Easily a 4 star album.
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"One had to be a Newton to notice that the moon is falling, when everyone sees that it doesn't fall. "
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The T
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Posted: January 26 2011 at 13:30 |
ADD and OCD expressed with emoticons
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Posted: January 26 2011 at 13:32 |
NeoGnostic wrote:
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Damn you REALLY don't like it. I've never heard it though.
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Posted: January 26 2011 at 13:32 |
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By the way, worst album: Sigur Ros' "( )"
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DisgruntledPorcupine
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Posted: January 26 2011 at 13:41 |
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Hmm. F#A# Infinity is up there. I like the first 6 minutes of The Dead Flag Blues, then the rest of the album is unlistenable. Shame because I love the rest of GY!BE's work.
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Equality 7-2521
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Posted: January 26 2011 at 13:45 |
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Most of the albums mentioned here are very good.
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"One had to be a Newton to notice that the moon is falling, when everyone sees that it doesn't fall. "
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The T
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Posted: January 26 2011 at 13:48 |
Equality 7-2521 wrote:
Most of the albums mentioned here are very good. |
Be careful. This would lead credence to the belief that even bad prog music is not so bad. Which of course is incredibly wrong.  
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Negoba
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Posted: January 26 2011 at 13:49 |
Equality 7-2521 wrote:
Negoba wrote:
Naked City's Leng Tche
John Zorn said "you know, all the music I've been doing is too touch feely and flowers and such. how about I shake it up and make an album that evokes the feeling of being tortured to death." Sadly I'm not joking. |
Easily a 4 star album. |
I knew you were crazy. I thought like funny haha crazy. Now I know it's sick twisted crazy.
That album is awful.
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You are quite a fine person, and I am very fond of you. But you are only quite a little fellow, in a wide world, after all.
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The T
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Posted: January 26 2011 at 13:52 |
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Oh, I would include Kayo Dot's second but the first three songs are rather listenable.
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Equality 7-2521
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Posted: January 26 2011 at 13:53 |
Negoba wrote:
Equality 7-2521 wrote:
Negoba wrote:
Naked City's Leng Tche
John Zorn said "you know, all the music I've been doing is too touch feely and flowers and such. how about I shake it up and make an album that evokes the feeling of being tortured to death." Sadly I'm not joking. |
Easily a 4 star album. |
I knew you were crazy. I thought like funny haha crazy. Now I know it's sick twisted crazy.
That album is awful. |
I love it. It's like a rock Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima. It makes you feel like sh*t and horrified, but it's highly enjoyable.
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Equality 7-2521
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Posted: January 26 2011 at 13:55 |
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The worst album I've heard on this site is Neil Morse's Testimony. It's atrocious, but certainly not the worst album ever I have to assume.
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"One had to be a Newton to notice that the moon is falling, when everyone sees that it doesn't fall. "
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Negoba
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Posted: January 26 2011 at 13:59 |
Equality 7-2521 wrote:
Negoba wrote:
Equality 7-2521 wrote:
Negoba wrote:
Naked City's Leng Tche
John Zorn said "you know, all the music I've been doing is too touch feely and flowers and such. how about I shake it up and make an album that evokes the feeling of being tortured to death." Sadly I'm not joking. |
Easily a 4 star album. |
I knew you were crazy. I thought like funny haha crazy. Now I know it's sick twisted crazy.
That album is awful. |
I love it. It's like a rock Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima. It makes you feel like sh*t and horrified, but it's highly enjoyable. |
Interesting definition of enjoyable. You crazy.
Unfortunately it's also repetitious in a boring way at times. There's only so many ways to scream in mock pain. Of course you have to wade though 15 minutes of bad sludge metal before you get to that part.
But I admit that I'm not the target demographic for that work.
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You are quite a fine person, and I am very fond of you. But you are only quite a little fellow, in a wide world, after all.
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Posted: January 26 2011 at 14:02 |
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Boney M has got some really bad albums.
I donīt particularly enjoy the Grease soundtrack either, although I know all the lyrics (I have a serious score to settle with my mum on that one).
In Denmark we also have something called Dansktoppen (The Danish Top), which is a bona fide crime against music and should be put to sleep at any given moment.
In prog circles: Magma - Merci and perhaps that Torman Maxt album I heard about a month ago, but there is really no accounting for taste.
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Guldbamsen
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Posted: January 26 2011 at 14:04 |
Negoba wrote:
Equality 7-2521 wrote:
Negoba wrote:
Naked City's Leng Tche
John Zorn said "you know, all the music I've been doing is too touch feely and flowers and such. how about I shake it up and make an album that evokes the feeling of being tortured to death." Sadly I'm not joking. |
Easily a 4 star album. |
I knew you were crazy. I thought like funny haha crazy. Now I know it's sick twisted crazy.
That album is awful. |
Seconded. I hate that album too. Put it on and watch people flee 
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crimhead
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Posted: January 26 2011 at 14:09 |
NeoGnostic wrote:
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What some bands will do to complete a record contracts requirements.
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Anthony H.
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Posted: January 26 2011 at 14:40 |
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In the Hot Seat is much, much worse than Love Beach
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