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Epignosis 
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 Posted: December 01 2008 at 12:20 |
 King By-Tor wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
King By-Tor wrote:
this isn't scary?
why do you think I've never given them a bad review? 
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Pansies. Guy #1 (from the left) looks like a girl (maybe is a girl- I don't know Magma). Guy #2 looks like he just farted. Guy #3...okay, Guy #3 could kick my ass (and so could Guy #5, to be honest). Guy #4 looks like he belongs on "Hannah Montana." Guy #6 looks like a toothpick with hair. Guy #7 should be in a lab conducting experiments on what compels bands to make up silly languages. And Guy# 8 looks like he's auditioning for the part of Saruman the White.
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 I hope you know that guy #4 looks exactly like me in every way. I take offense to your comment! Guy #8 looks like James
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I'll call Miley Cyrus's agent and get you an audition straight away!
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Epignosis
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Posted: December 01 2008 at 12:21 |
King By-Tor wrote:
kibble_alex wrote:
Opeth, obviously. Mikael would just growl in their faces and they would all run away, bleeding rectally.
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I will never listen to Opeth again 
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I will never listen to them at all.
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Queen By-Tor
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Posted: December 01 2008 at 12:22 |
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Epignosis
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Posted: December 01 2008 at 12:26 |
King By-Tor wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
King By-Tor wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
King By-Tor wrote:
this isn't scary?
why do you think I've never given them a bad review?
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Pansies. Guy #1 (from the left) looks like a girl (maybe is
a girl- I don't know Magma). Guy #2 looks like he just farted. Guy
#3...okay, Guy #3 could kick my ass (and so could Guy #5, to be
honest). Guy #4 looks like he belongs on "Hannah Montana."
Guy #6 looks like a toothpick with hair. Guy #7 should be in a lab
conducting experiments on what compels bands to make up silly
languages. And Guy# 8 looks like he's auditioning for the part of
Saruman the White.
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I hope you know that guy #4 looks exactly like me in every way. I take offense to your comment! Guy #8 looks like James
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I'll call Miley Cyrus's agent and get you an audition straight away!
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sh*t! I meant number 6!! I'm not a short-haired dorkler, I'm a long haired, skinny ass dorkler!
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I was going to say, Mike. I've seen you in the RG.
But hey...I think there's a Fruedian quagmire here that I'm going to back slowly away from.
Edited by Epignosis - December 01 2008 at 12:27
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 01 2008 at 12:29 |
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I kind of look like #2 on my less paranoid days.
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Queen By-Tor
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Posted: December 01 2008 at 12:32 |
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you look like Christian Vander and you've never shown your face in the RG!!?!?!?!? Shame on you!!!
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Epignosis
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Posted: December 01 2008 at 12:32 |
Crap. I rather resemble #7 without glasses. 
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Epignosis
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Posted: December 01 2008 at 12:33 |
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Seriously, though. Is #1 a chick?
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 01 2008 at 12:33 |
Epignosis wrote:
Seriously, though. Is #1 a chick?
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If not, he's a very, very cute boy. 
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Queen By-Tor
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Posted: December 01 2008 at 12:34 |
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 01 2008 at 12:35 |
King By-Tor wrote:
you look like Christian Vander and you've never shown your face in the RG!!?!?!?!? Shame on you!!!
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Well, my face is somewhat (a lot) different, but the weird gaze is exactly the same.
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CPicard
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Posted: December 01 2008 at 13:01 |
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Magma: Christian Vander once said: "when I hit my cymbals, it's like I kill the people in face of me!".
How more aggressive can you be?
By the way, the "Guy#1" on the picture is STELLA VANDER, singer and wife of Christian (how can anyone "miss" the breasts???)
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easytargets
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Posted: December 01 2008 at 13:12 |
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The water rushes over all
cities crash in the mighty wave;
the final man is very small,
plunging in for his final bathe
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Queen By-Tor
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Posted: December 01 2008 at 13:24 |
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Epignosis
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Posted: December 01 2008 at 13:26 |
King By-Tor wrote:
CPicard wrote:
By the way, the "Guy#1" on the picture is STELLA VANDER, singer and wife of Christian (how can anyone "miss" the breasts???)
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it's a trap!?
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Good thing you warned me. I was going to say "Well, just brown bag her then!"
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The Pessimist
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Posted: December 01 2008 at 13:28 |
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"Market value is irrelevant to intrinsic value."
Arnold Schoenberg
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Epignosis
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Posted: December 01 2008 at 13:35 |
kibble_alex wrote:
Epignosis wrote:
King By-Tor wrote:
kibble_alex wrote:
Opeth, obviously. Mikael would just growl in their faces and they would all run away, bleeding rectally.
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I will never listen to Opeth again
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I will never listen to them at all.
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This of course, will only ever occur if you are given a full dose of PURE Mikael growl. The effects are diluted by the mp3 or CD.
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With my hemorrhoids, I have enough rectal bleeding as it is, thank you very much.
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 01 2008 at 13:36 |
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The Whistler
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Posted: December 02 2008 at 01:47 |
CPicard wrote:
Magma: Christian Vander once said: "when I hit my cymbals, it's like I kill the people in face of me!".
How more aggressive can you be?
By the way, the "Guy#1" on the picture is STELLA VANDER, singer and wife of Christian (how can anyone "miss" the breasts???)
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Psh. We are proggers. We care naught for breastage...we care for what she (he?) does in the band!
And...damn, I'm gonna hafta think about this one. Reminds me of a poll I planned on doing once about what prog band you'd want to help you move a couch.
Mabye it would be ELP...they DID have knives, spinning pianos and giant drum kits on their side. Was the Tarkus unit ever used on stage? Could they pilot it?
Hold that thought; how big is Brian Eno? Dude looks scary. Bet he could take 'em.
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"There seem to be quite a large percentage of young American boys out there tonight. A long way from home, eh? Well so are we... Gotta stick together." -I. Anderson
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MovingPictures07
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Posted: December 02 2008 at 08:41 |
Magma, definitely. Those Kobaians mean business.  I know that from experience.
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