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A vision of the profound structure of the world smells like a mountain climber unknowingly smiling at a television news camera while a Q-tip has been stuck to the climber's moustache via nose goblin glue.
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A mountain climber unknowingly smiling at a television news camera while a Q-tip has been stuck to the climber's moustache via nose goblin glue smells like a discarded Monty Python sketch shot by Lars von Trier's cinematographer under the influence of outdated cough medicine.
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A discarded Monty Python sketch shot by Lars von Trier's cinematographer under the influence of outdated cough medicine smells like Heather Mills McCartney desperately trying to rescue her dignity from a pack of baying hounds unable to sate their blood-lust by throwing them another raw steak.
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Points: 67434 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 29 2008 at 18:32
Heather Mills McCartney desperately trying to rescue her dignity from a pack of baying hounds unable to sate their blood-lust by throwing them another raw steak smells like my love life as I imagine it in my most kafkaesque dreams.
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Love-life as I imagine it in my most kafkaesque dreams smells like chocolate syrup mixed with the musky odours of pussy juice with a few thrown in dead beetles.


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Chocolate syrup mixed with the musky odours of pussy juice with a few thrown in dead beetles smells like something I would never buy.
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Something I would never buy smells like a bag of clothespins.
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Originally posted by cuncuna cuncuna wrote:

Chocolate syrup mixed with the musky odours of pussy juice with a few thrown in dead beetles smells like something I would never buy.


The musky odours of pussy juice smells like exactly what I was enjoying several times yesterday. Tongue
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a bag of clothespins what I was enjoying several times yesterday smells like somewhere you wouldn't take your mother. Stern%20Smile
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Somewhere you wouldn't take your mother smells like a run-down movie theatre now working as a place for all kinds of fetish orgies and cheese festivals.
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A run-down movie theatre now working as a place for all kinds of fetish orgies and cheese festivals smells like the Best Little Whorehouse in Wisconsin.

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The Best Little Whorehouse in Wisconsin smells like a place where time stands still in a pink light.
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A place where time stands still in a pink light smells like a cement truck with a clear plastic mixer filled with 1200 Hungry Man salisbury steak TV dinners.
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A clear plastic mixer filled with 1200 Hungry Man salisbury steak TV dinners smells like ten red-blooded Swedes hiding from a vegan dictator.
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Ten red-blooded Swedes hiding from a vegan dictator smells like a piece of red and green plastic arriving through mail by surprise.
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Red and green plastic smells of the oppression of the underpaid workers pumping the oil to make those red and plastics.
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The oppression of the underpaid workers pumping the oil to make those red and green plastics smells like a filthy communist lie.
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Points: 19236 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 09 2008 at 13:57
That filthy communist lie smells from the greed and opulence of the fatcat corporate types that squeeze every last ounce of profit off the backs of the oppressed workers after they have been laid off to make the corporate bottom line look better. *grins*


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The greed and opulence of the fatcat corporate types that squeeze every last ounce of profit off the backs of the oppressed workers after they have been laid off to make the corporate bottom line look better smells like good business.

(Just kidding)
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