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Points: 13244 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2007 at 16:36
I'm confused - are we talking about

- The Lost Chord
- The Lost (dental floss) Cord
- The Lost Cause

Confused?



EDIT: The best joke he made himself, naming a thread "Why are all my posts crap now?" LOL

Keep it up TLC!


Edited by Angelo - January 09 2007 at 16:38
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Italian Symphonic prog was in fact invented when The Lost Chord tried to sing classic british prog after having drunk way too much alcohol.

LOL

RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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Points: 5109 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2007 at 17:54
Originally posted by Bern Bern wrote:

Italian Symphonic prog was in fact invented when The Lost Chord tried to sing classic british prog after having drunk way too much alcohol.


Actually, I think it was Zeuhl.
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Points: 11746 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2007 at 17:56
Originally posted by bhikkhu bhikkhu wrote:

Originally posted by Bern Bern wrote:

Italian Symphonic prog was in fact invented when The Lost Chord tried to sing classic british prog after having drunk way too much alcohol.


Actually, I think it was Zeuhl.


The noises he let out while unconscious were the roots of Zeuhl and Avant Prog. Wink


Edited by Bern - January 09 2007 at 17:57

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Points: 31456 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 09 2007 at 17:59

The Moody Blues was originally a Hard Rock/Heavy Metal band, But TLC didn't want them that way so he got them to play the music they're known for today.
RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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Points: 4981 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 21 2007 at 15:42
The Lost Chord would post about how perfect he is, but he can't ever seem to get the spelling in such a way that a normal human being could understand it.

Edited by inpraiseoffolly - February 21 2007 at 17:17
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Points: 1991 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: February 21 2007 at 16:15
TLC is a great source of knowledge and information..
 
 I love "The Learning Channel"Wink
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Originally posted by Bluesaga Bluesaga wrote:

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every church organ, there is The Lost Chord.
 
Heres one!  behind every anti-social moronic asshole is a community of idiots on a forum called progarchives.comBig%20smile
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Points: 658 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 01:43
Originally posted by Bern Bern wrote:

Here is already a new batch I just came up with LOL :

  • Giving The Lost Chord a blowjob is like getting a Whisky-flavored Popsicle.

How do you know??? LOL.LOL
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Points: 658 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 01:53
Originally posted by Bern Bern wrote:

Originally posted by bhikkhu bhikkhu wrote:

Originally posted by Bern Bern wrote:

Italian Symphonic prog was in fact invented when The Lost Chord tried to sing classic british prog after having drunk way too much alcohol.%20align=absMiddle%20smileys%20smiley36.gif=


Actually, I think it was Zeuhl.


The noises he let out while unconscious were the roots of Zeuhl and Avant Prog. Wink
 
And some voices of Post rock were created by him tooLOL
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It is believed that The Lost Chord is actually the reincarnation of a female groupie who committed suicide after John Lennon's murder because she couldn't bear the pain of living without him ; others suggests he is the reincarnation of Janis Joplin.
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i am going to print all of these on a mat in old english text and frame it.
 
Thanks guys!
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Points: 24429 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 12:43
Originally posted by Bern Bern wrote:

Italian Symphonic prog was in fact invented when The Lost Chord tried to sing classic british prog after having drunk way too much alcohol.

LOL


Wait until the King of ISP Heart sees that....LOLLOLLOL
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Points: 13244 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 12:51
Originally posted by inpraiseoffolly inpraiseoffolly wrote:

The Lost Chord would post about how perfect he is, but he can't ever seem to get the spelling in such a way that a normal human being could understand it.


The spelling obfuscates his even more complicated grammar - it's a layers thing...
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 12:52
14 was my favourite. LOL
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Points: 89372 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:06
TLC was once invited to play Mellotron for King Crimson, but when he turned up, Fripp beat him up with his stool, for being too damned happy.  This became the ending of Moonchild.


Edited by Geck0 - March 02 2007 at 13:07
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Points: 11746 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:08
LOL Good one Geck0!

RIP in bossa nova heaven.
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Points: 11746 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:10
For school, TLC wrote an essay on The Civil War using only a mellotron.

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Points: 28057 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 02 2007 at 13:15
TLC once went deep into the South American jungle, looking for perfect wood to construct the best mellotron ever. While there, he sampled some of the local whiskey....for 3 days. On the third day, he suddenly had to relieve himself, so he pissed in a small river. This river became the Fountain of Youth. 
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