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Oracle wrote: danbo wrote: This is getting too ridiculous. Yer from nuuk Greenland. It's spelled nyuk, as in: Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk. Maroon no serge danbo. american put as nyuk. in my tongue it is Nuuk. sorry but i should be knowng this facts.

not Nuuk.....Nee! We are the prog holes who say nee...now go chop some ice with this herring.

We'll call you Petacle.... Nancy boy. Nyuk, Nyuk, Nyuk.

Butcher Oracle,sir.
Wallace understands that polar bear liver be top delicacy.
Cost many kroner, yes?

Just being civil.
Greenland is of exotic interest to Wallace.
Whats your position on Hans Island?

Just so.

Wallace will forgo comment on that, at this juncture.

Goodness! Wallace's friend, Yosh Schmenge, has just entered the room!
What's that, Josh?
You dont say!
Cummon up here and address the gentleman,then.

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Good day! Yosh here!
Frae Greenland proper be ye, mate?
Ah gots a tale tae tell yer then:
As memrey sarves, thar woz a dusky bloke , it wud 'av bin donkey's 'ears ago (mebbe '66) turns up -'ear flaps an' all - at t' bong cunsession at t' awld Roundhouse, Camden. (Now dis were a-whiles befare Arfur e'er show'd oop on stage wiv his flamin' helmet,face paint an' Tom Cobbly an' all.)
Onyhonks, dis 'ere bloke 'an yers trooley, gits a chinwag goin' 'an, feck me if ah tells a porker - him says he cum doon Blighty way alla way frae bleedin' Greenland!
Now tha's noo summat ye 'appens upon evray day, so meesell bein' varra innurest'd, gives an ear'ole tae all t' dharlin' chappie 'av tae say.
Well, tae cut tae t'quick, suffice tae say, soons this here varmint begins huffin' how t'bleedin' design o' Roundhouse cum doon tae t' awld Eskimo art o' iggleroo buildin'.
Cor blimey an' flippin' Nora! Now youse can imagine a proper oopstandin' Englishmon's umbrage at 'avin' dis fereigner take credit fer t' constructerin' o' t'Roundhouse. (Ah bloody weel next expict'd t'Greenlander tae be claimin' to ha' inventert'd baith twa o' t'Roundhouse's functioonin' terlets, by Gawd ah did!)
Ah wert aybit tae start inter a conflagratioon wiv t'fella, when who strolls by - in Araby garb, nonetheless - but Paul McCartney hissensell! An' then ah clampers me eyen onna luverly Ayetalian actress, Monica Vitti!(Ye kens, her wiv dem fantoosh square eyen tha' sets men droolin' at farty paces.)
Feck me! Ah was sae stamyghaster'd by sicht o' her beauty, ah luks fer t' nearest gents an' explains guid naturedly -gennulmon tha' ah am - tae t'Greenlander bloke tha' t' vision o' Monica have me oop fer a brae , rub oop t' python. A jolly guid J.Arfur Rank.Ye unnerstaun?
So, tae cut tae t'mustard, thar ah be, warkin' it summat severe inna gents, an' ah hears this fishy-smellin' hot breath ower me left shoulder!

Aye! T'were t'Greenlander hissensel! Puffin' ower me tremblin' shoulder.
An meesell all voolnerabool-like.

"Dost thou MIND?", ah says ,muckle preturb'd an' me face gang all beet red.

He luks me ower, knowin' like.

Ah finks him gonna make t'move ony second now.
It dinnae luk good fer puir Yosh - what wiv t'Greenlander bein' twice me size.
Ah wert aybit tae kiss me unspoilt nethers goodbye, whan -praise t'Lord on high - t' fella says, as fine as ye please:
"Sir, ye dropped your pince-nez out there. Would not want to lose that, what? "

Ah sighs a sigh o' major relief.

Guid chaps, dem Greenlanders.
Ah wouldna expecter'd an Englishmon tae be so conseedert.
Faith, ah would not.
....

Weel, tha's aybit all Yosh has tae say onna matter.
Juist thought ye'd might like tae 'ere abaat it.

Sweetnighter wrote: umm.... ok, few comments 1) don't (ice) pick on the greenland guy

Assuming, of course, that he is from Greenland, and not a Kool Prog Guru...