A 10-yr old reviews ELP |
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Larkstongue41
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A ten year old who compares ELP to My Dinner with Andre and uses the word "galore"? I call bullsh*t.
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doompaul
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When I was 10 I was busy eating lead paint chips.
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Hahaha!
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The Dark Elf
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No 10 year-old kid in the history of cinema has sat through a viewing of My Dinner with Andre', let alone would mention a 1981 film consisting of all dialogue and utterly no action in a normal conversation. This is just the writer being a snarky assh*le.
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M27Barney
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Aye - I had to look up "My Dinner with Andre" - I thought it was some esoteric jazz album or something. - I certainly would not have watched said film (or similar types of film) at 10. I too think this is projection. I think I was into "The Sweet" when I was 10.....and "Queen" sort of.....
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Pretty sure my entire life at ten years old solely revolved around Optimus Prime...
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Mine was probably baseball cards, plastic army men and my Big Wheel
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When I was 10 I was spinning this exact album along with Yessongs, A Passion Play, Bizarre Records' Zapped compilation, Goodbye Yellow Brick Road. These albums were not yet as old as I was. Nor had My Dinner with Andre been released. Right about that time I was just discovering music my dad didn't like such as Devo and Black Sabbath. I appreciate stuff from the 1930's now, but probably had a similar opinion of it at the time as the writers kid.
Nonetheless, the little booger eater in question is why I don't have kids. Never liked them. Even when...check that...especially when I was one. Talk about something you don't want to be stuck on a desert island with. Funny thing is I had friends whose kids that hated prog when they were that age are rediscovering it in there 20's and are way more into it than their parents ever were. Edited by Tapfret - April 05 2018 at 11:47 |
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Kids are dumb.
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Probably mine too. I love the part in the middle where it sounds like they are having a bonfire down by the beach.
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The author is a jerk too, just another prog-hating journalist with a bratty kid who also has no musicality whatsoever either. And yeah, the kids comments do sound false, or changed to sound as brutal as possible.
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Oddly, at just over forty and bumbling through a life of wasted time on unworthy people and abusive monsters, I find my life is somewhat back at this point again! I'm constantly falling into child-like nostalgia to bring a sense of safe happy memories, it's quite pitiful really! |
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When I was 10 in the 90s I was listening to classic rock and art rock. My first album was Goodbye Yellow Brick Road by Elton John at age 7. I had David Bowie's greatest hits and Talking Heads albums by 10. I didn't like what was on the radio at the time at all.
Age isn't an excuse. Also think the interview is fabricated. |
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so much negativity in this thread, damn
the kid is right tho, ELP are boring and pretentious, always been. There's no point in listening to CLASSICAL MUSIC MEETS ROCK WHOA pseudo-intellectual schtick from hippie era, when you have so much music to choose from these days |
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^And yet your avatar stands there with a classic pseudo intellectual album that Lake was on......
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Prog-jester
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but there was also Fripp ;) hence we got not only snoozy w**kfest, but some actual great songs (you guessed it, I love all of them except for "Moonchild" noodling section)
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Prog-jester
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and by this -
Edited by Prog-jester - April 09 2018 at 15:06 |
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M27Barney
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My irony meter has just exploded!
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