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Jim Garten 
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 Posted: July 30 2004 at 10:42 |
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Getting back to his feet, and carefully examining himself in his make-up mirror, Throbbin' (now throbbin by name and nature) watched the ninja prairie dogs disappear over a nearby hill.
Seeing the prone figure of Dennis, he sat on the recumbent buffoon, winced and looked up at Dudezan......
"exactly what kind of genetic material did Danbo use on those prairie dogs?"
Dudezan looked shifty for a moment...
"he swore me to silence, but I understand it was a strain of DNA he purchased on E-Bay for $2.00 a kilo - he wouldn't say who the seller was, only that it was a Canadian academic"
Throbbin's eyes narrowed......
"Rideout!!"
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: August 03 2004 at 19:20 |
"Ah, another $2.00 into the old retirement account." The gnarled stooped figure shuffles to the desk to fill out the deposit slip. His inch long fingernails clack the desktop in search of a quill. "Hmm, Maybe I'll take a week off for a bend and twizzle? The bloody Englishman will never know it was me."
The chair creeks under the weight of the cardigan wearing academic's bulbous hindquarters. "Milk and cookies, yes, milk and cooooozzzzzzz." The wispy haired teacher slips into slumber like a head tucked chicken.
Throbbin', well coifed and slightly hung, strides into the dank den and surveys the dozing instructor. Steeling softly to the chair, Throbbin' reaches his hand into the pocket of Rideouts worn slacks and grips something soft and slippery. "Damn those gummy worms," Throbbin' whispers. "Puts them in his pocket, the cad." Clawing deeper, the masked avenger locates his prize, the keys to Rideout's Titanium chalk holder and can opener. "Egads I was thristy," intones the frilly hero as he pops the top off a Newcastle. "Ah, the plans... must find the plans...."
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Dan Bobrowski
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Posted: August 03 2004 at 20:39 |
Reaching into the other pocket and finding another soft and slippery worm, the embarrassed superhero blushes and quickly withdrawls. "Eeekk, where's a wet wipe when ya need one?"
The caped crusader tip toes across the room to the door marked "Secret Plans" and begins to pick the lock with his zircon encrusted tweezers. "Viola" the door opens......
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Jim Garten
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Posted: August 04 2004 at 14:31 |
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"Viola?" thought Throbbin'....
"What a strange name for a door"
Behind him, the elderly academic stirred in his slumber, and mumbled ominously:
"fruit! fruit! pastry! bananas! whoops vicar - that's my toga - that's right Jenkins, a hot muffin between the cheeks without blubbing......"
Shuddering, Throbbin blanked out Rideout's dreamy reminiscences of university life, and turned back to the safe - rifling through dusty files, he soon found the one he sought, indeed, the one he had been seeking ever since the great custard war of 1937, injuries from which had left him 2 inches shorter and his voice 2 octaves higher.
Blowing the dust off the cover, he opened the now fragile vellum cover to reveal the title:
"Harry Potter And The Randy Weasel Do Dallas - draft 1"
Reading avidly, he failed to hear.....
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Velvetclown
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Posted: August 06 2004 at 00:01 |
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Counting zombies always makes me feel sleepy.
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Velvetclown
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Posted: August 07 2004 at 10:27 |
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stonebeard
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Posted: November 27 2005 at 23:29 |
And people say the forums are getting out of hand now...
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Jim Garten
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Posted: November 28 2005 at 07:42 |
 stonebeard wrote:
And people say the forums are getting out of hand now...
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Some of the old guard, raised on 'Carry On...' films & Benny Hill, whimsy to the fore, and not a nob joke, or fart gag left un-used.
Ah the memories... 
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dude
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Posted: November 28 2005 at 07:51 |
THE MIGHTY DUDEZAN SURVEYED HIS REALM FROM THE CLIFFTOP REMEMBERING THE DAYS WHEN HE RULED THE JUNGLE
IT WAS A SMALL RULER AND IT TOOK A LONG TIME BUT HE MANAGED TO MEASURE THE JUNGLE AS BEING ABOUT 15 MILES WIDE AND FIFTY MILES LONG
DUDEZAN OBVIOUSLY HAS NO GIRLFRIEND AND A LOT OF TIME ON HIS HANDS!!!
WE HAVE TO DO THIS AGAIN JIM!!
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Ed_The_Dead
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Posted: November 28 2005 at 08:02 |
This is sick.. But I feel like at home with all the zombies!!!  
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Ed_The_Dead
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Posted: November 28 2005 at 08:07 |
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Vertigo
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Posted: November 28 2005 at 08:36 |
Another strange thread 
But I like it
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