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In some areas of the world, this may be illegal.
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You need to know the difference between a stomach and a toaster.
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The worthwhile problems always involve a relationship with paper towels.
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From The Mars Rover Documentary:  One of the advantages about being on Mars is that the Rover doesn't have to hear the taunts of other high-tech devices on Earth because it shares it's name Rover with millions of dogs, however, recent news has scientists worried because it might be suffering from kidney failure because there are no trees to pee on.

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Become violent, transcend humanity. 
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Only the old will be sent to their deaths. 
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The beginning is ropes. 
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I use cheap paper plates because I love eating spaghetti off my pants.
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Now that I have feet on my buttocks, I can lay down and still get to the supermarket.
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Out of caution, I poured all the vinaigrette into my shoes.
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These paper towels absorbed a city.
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Ants need ice cleats

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Worthless numbers #47: 47

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Pool boys come a dime a dozen.  On the other hand, however, human floating lounges can make quite a living.

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