The Shred Room II (with extra youth)

James wrote: King By-Tor wrote: James wrote: There isn't a catfolk in Faerun as far as I know... I never play Faerun, I've always dm'd my own worlds/maps. Then take out all reference to cat and dogfolk. Stops n00bs playing them then.

don't worry, they all die terrible deaths.

One of them got too close to a baby green dragon because he couldn't see it through the mist and is now yiffing in hell

I ended up in the Nine Hells.

I got out but I changed the whole of Faerunian History and now have gone back in time.  I'm friends with a Gold Dragon.

Yet I lost my kick-arse Dwarven Axe 'cause I did a n00by thing and Dave had to punish me for it.

Oh and this is 2e not 3.5.

Henry Plainview wrote: King By-Tor wrote: Henry Plainview wrote: King By-Tor wrote: James wrote: Don't forget the Chain Mail Bikini AC 8, immune to Tickling I SAW THAT +10 AGAINST TICKLING! DON'T THINK YOU CAN EDIT YOUR WAY INTO METAGAMING!! Don't make me scan my character sheets and post them. Because so God help me I will What is it with furries and DnD? Every time I play at least one person will choose "Catfolk" or "Kitsune" as a race. Tiefling FTW. Playing as a half-beast does not make one a furry. Furry is a much deeper thing most of the time. found one I really do know too much about scary things. I try to avoid talking about it because it always makes people think I condone it, but I just have a morbid curiousity.   I've never played DnD, although I'm going to buy Baldur's Gate at some point.

At least you sidestepped my accusation

James wrote: I ended up in the Nine Hells. I got out but I changed the whole of Faerunian History and now have gone back in time.  I'm friends with a Gold Dragon. Yet I lost my kick-arse Dwarven Axe 'cause I did a n00by thing and Dave had to punish me for it. Oh and this is 2e not 3.5.

RUSH SUCKS PWANEG

Oh one of the most amusing things ever happened in my DnD game.  I was giggling for ages afterwards!

I was rescuing some slaves, as you do and I asked them to pick up weapons from the corpses and try and fend off any goblins (or whatever the enemy were).  Well this one dude was following along and he got attacked.  So the DM rolled for him.  Critical Fail.  He tripped over.  So he had to roll again, as you do, to make a saving throw.  Another Critical Fail.  He fell on his short sword and killed himself.

James wrote: Oh one of the most amusing things ever happened in my DnD game.  I was giggling for ages afterwards! I was rescuing some slaves, as you do and I asked them to pick up weapons from the corpses and try and fend off any goblins (or whatever the enemy were).  Well this one dude was following along and he got attacked.  So the DM rolled for him.  Critical Fail.  He tripped over.  So he had to roll again, as you do, to make a saving throw.  Another Critical Fail.  He fell on his short sword and killed himself.

awesome.

I had a spree of fails like that while trying to infiltrate a fortress. Needless to say I wound up with a guard's sword through my innards. It's hard to make checks and sneak attack rolls when you're rolling ONES!!!

Multi critical fails are always amusing.

Luckily I've not had it happen to my own character.

Although I did get a critical fail once and got picked up by this flying thing and got dropped on a mountainside and broke one of my legs.  I had to use my spare short sword as a splint for ages... I always walked with a limp after.

Oh and I lost an eye too (separate incident).


Edited by James - January 10 2009 at 22:16

King By-Tor wrote: [The h00mans do not understand joo. It's okay *pat pat*

James wrote: Multi critical fails are always amusing. Luckily I've not had it happen to my own character. Although I did get a critical fail once and got picked up by this flying thing and got dropped on a mountainside and broke one of my legs.  I had to use my spare short sword as a splint for ages... I always walked with a limp after. Oh and I lost an eye too (separate incident).

Some of my players were camping outside a drow encampment when they were discovered and surrounded. When one of them poked his eyes out of the tent to see what was going on the drow priestness rolled a twenty with her crossbow and he lost his eye

Henry Plainview wrote: King By-Tor wrote: [The h00mans do not understand joo. It's okay *pat pat*   I'll stop now.

just go wear your ears and tail and go sulk in a corner somewhere wishing for a full moon