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Man With Hat 
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 Posted: February 13 2021 at 13:29 |
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There is the toilet. You can use it only between 2:18AM and 7:48AM.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 13 2021 at 13:55 |
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Everytime I have a sex dream about you, your penis is much bigger than it is in real life.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 13 2021 at 14:28 |
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I only pitch no-hitters when I wear an apron.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 13 2021 at 14:30 |
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We've been waiting for the pants to grow into a tree since 1744.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 13 2021 at 15:47 |
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The voodoo makes me sweaty.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 13 2021 at 16:27 |
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Stagecoaches around america...converge and replease!
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 14 2021 at 02:55 |
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It's a shame they can't stop chewing.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 14 2021 at 03:53 |
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She wouldn't be able to swallow swords...she can barely handle four inches!
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: February 14 2021 at 04:49 |
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Unimaginative? As far as flights of fancy are concerned you are tantamount to a shop steward during industrial action by air traffic control.
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: February 14 2021 at 04:52 |
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Bejaysus, that’s not punk Padraig
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TCat
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Posted: February 14 2021 at 09:40 |
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Canadian PSA of the day: Wavesing try outs now underway. Beaver dams should be complete in a week so gather your explosives. Teams will be picked by determining the individuals with the most strategically swept detonation sites that promote consistent lumber stacking being selected as team captains. Get in on this new sports craze that is currently drawing more crowds than the 2nd most popular Canadian sport, Curling.
Also looking for entrails cleaners. Call Mort at 555-456-1220 for de tails, legs and feet.
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TCat
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Posted: February 14 2021 at 09:44 |
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See how the sunlight shines through the frost and illuminates those submerged neon pot stickers?
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 14 2021 at 13:35 |
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The first attempt went poorly.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 14 2021 at 13:57 |
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Explore your body with help from people with terminal diseases.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 15 2021 at 03:09 |
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Please respect my toilet habits.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 15 2021 at 03:55 |
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Dante's Cum Sandwich will be showing until the 31st of May.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 15 2021 at 09:49 |
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I asked my printer to splurge and now I'm receiving my first volume of Wikipedia.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Let's have a quarrel with some PDF files.
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Posted: February 15 2021 at 09:50 |
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Cotton swabs have nice muscles.
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Posted: February 15 2021 at 09:52 |
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One billion years from now the Earth will be covered with a crust 15 miles deep of toasters and pop tart crumbs.
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