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TCat 
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 Posted: February 12 2021 at 13:26 |
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No blankets can cover the sins of your platypus obsession.
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TCat
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Posted: February 12 2021 at 13:29 |
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Excuse me a minute whilst I pause for propaganda videos that somehow will justify acquittal.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 12 2021 at 13:54 |
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I don't know if I'm alive without being able to taste the sunchips.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 12 2021 at 14:24 |
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Getting drunker by the hour? Call 1-958-649-8070 Resist an extra charge and remain infected for longer than 6 weeks!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 12 2021 at 14:40 |
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I have proof that automobiles exist.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 12 2021 at 14:42 |
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We entered the bacon treaty with frowns and left with an audio cassette labeled "popcorn."
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: February 12 2021 at 14:43 |
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Even though I'm landlocked, my navy continues to exhale headquarters particles.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: February 12 2021 at 14:44 |
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Sometimes my stomach is a UFO.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 12 2021 at 15:54 |
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Too many wake cakes.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 12 2021 at 16:20 |
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Raisins are the nude man.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 13 2021 at 02:58 |
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The poos are happening all around you.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 13 2021 at 04:08 |
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Sometimes there is only one way to masturbate.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Posted: February 13 2021 at 10:55 |
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Executive bees are knocking on my door.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: February 13 2021 at 10:55 |
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A week of carpet burn keeps the feathers from growing back.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: February 13 2021 at 10:56 |
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Let's have a dialogue with a pumpkin haircut.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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TCat
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Posted: February 13 2021 at 11:11 |
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That makes twice today that I didn't finish a
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TCat
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Posted: February 13 2021 at 11:13 |
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Ordering extra beets will only reveal your inner spatula.
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TCat
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Posted: February 13 2021 at 11:15 |
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Laying face down on the sidewalk won't prevent transmission, but it's better than wearing a chin strap.
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Posted: February 13 2021 at 11:48 |
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My subway buttocks are packed with pudding linen.
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Posted: February 13 2021 at 11:49 |
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A cabinet of wall mathematics is a nice retreat from overeating the neighboring wilderness.
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