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TCat 
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 Posted: May 06 2020 at 10:49 |
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Wine made from crushed grape fruit loops.
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 06 2020 at 11:19 |
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One of the rewards for peeing is that you get to fill your bladder up again.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 06 2020 at 11:42 |
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All of my astral projections have led to toilets in different parts of the world.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 06 2020 at 13:17 |
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Those are the only pillows I want.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 06 2020 at 13:35 |
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There is a pulling in my throat when you raise my head.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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TCat
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Posted: May 06 2020 at 19:05 |
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Mr. Pillow is putting in his bid for the next Economic Czar.
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TCat
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Posted: May 06 2020 at 19:06 |
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Your lack of rhythmic sense embarrasses even the whitest of us all.
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TCat
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Posted: May 06 2020 at 19:08 |
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Zotan's 5 cent fortunes #442: I see a toilet in your future, unfortunately, you're a goldfish.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 06 2020 at 22:01 |
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The water is just too hot.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 06 2020 at 22:17 |
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Somedays it just doesn't pay to hire five assassins.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 07 2020 at 02:42 |
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There is no metal in that table.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 07 2020 at 03:28 |
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Shaving a piano? Call 1-976-080-9961 and press the coffee yourself!
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: May 07 2020 at 05:45 |
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It's not an existing animal.
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Posted: May 07 2020 at 07:16 |
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I went into a deli yesterday and they told me to take a number. So I took a number two. It did not end well.
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Thank you for supporting independently produced music
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 07 2020 at 13:12 |
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Shotgun conservatory.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: May 07 2020 at 13:26 |
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Salads are the children of Satan.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: May 07 2020 at 16:27 |
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On Tuesdays I am a kielbasa.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: May 07 2020 at 16:28 |
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Listen to me coo like a bowl of kidney beans.
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It's raining in the sun room.
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