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I've groped my last knob for the evening.
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Gowanus or Cowanus?


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I hooked up a wah-wah pedal to my lower anal sphincter and now when I defecate it makes a much better sound.
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Awkward Moments in Historic Reenactments #66 -   While participating in a staging of the Burr/Hamilton Duel, Jean-Claude VanDamm shoots off his right pinkie toe.  It was later discovered his flintlock pistol had been stuffed with tiny pieces of VanDamm DVDs, blowing a shower of jagged plastic into his foot.   

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Yeah but the giraffe has a tounge, and its a bird.
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Can you list the Lizst, or would it cause us to list?
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I've stapled the buffalo, whats next?
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Space shuttle, schmace shuttle. 
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Nicely convulsed on the appropriately placed newspaper. [3]  
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The short-lived Oatman comic book from 1951 lasted only 22 issues and is now mildly collectible. 
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Someone stole the sarsaparilla truck from my imagination and it drove down to the dumps where it unloaded all the stock. Sad really.     
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I was a hoard too once you know.
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Buses go...quuuaaaaaaccckk.
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White folks were wild once too. 
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Mostly gross, Gostly mross.
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"I've heard the Metronomes album before, it just never clicked with me."
"What about The Archaeologists' debut album from a while back? Did you dig it?"
"No. I only had to scrape the dust off."
"I went and saw Feceface the other day, they make the most hardcore punkers look tame!"
"I always thought they were sh*t." 
"Got to admit though, the opening act Stolen Carp were off the hook."
"Stolen Carp were the opening act for Feceface? Meh, they both stink."
"And admittedly, sound nothing alike, I'm surprised of the pairing too."
"Where was the pun in that line?"
"You'll have to read between the lines to find it."
"Was that a reference to Stolen Carp?"
"Not intentionally, you'd have to be scraping the bottom of the barrel to find anything fishy in there."
"Now you're just being a thief, couldn't you come up with something more original than just battering it with the same old tired jokes?"
"No."
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Listening to Big Finish Dr Who audio is quite tiring at times
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Madlingo. 
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Oh No Its Devo!
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