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tempest_77 
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 Posted: April 10 2018 at 18:42 |
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In this moment, I am a door that, having been torn brutally from its hinges, now rests in the hands of a man wearing a leather jacket, my fate in the control of a complete stranger.
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team Joined: March 12 2005 Location: Neurotica Status: Offline Points: 166183 |
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Posted: April 10 2018 at 19:51 |
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In this moment I am an intelligent robot using all his money to invest in plastic underpants
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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tempest_77
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Posted: April 10 2018 at 23:54 |
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In this moment I am the questionable decision of an 18 year old to use the last of his cash to buy LSD.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 11 2018 at 00:06 |
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In this moment I am a car full of gasoline ready to explode on cue
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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tempest_77
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Posted: April 11 2018 at 00:22 |
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In this moment I am the terrified director of an incredibly dangerous theatre production absolutely trembling in my seat.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 11 2018 at 00:31 |
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In this moment I am the blood dripping from an open wound of a Afghanistan war veteran as he attempts to use a can opener
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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tempest_77
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Posted: April 11 2018 at 00:52 |
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In this moment I am comedic non-sequitur in the form of 13 copies of the cover of Rhapsodies by Rick Wakeman printed out and pasted upon the walls of a small bedroom, in a sinister yet hysterical manner.
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 11 2018 at 05:38 |
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In this moment I am a northern nail breeze accepting the timing of a recursive shower leak and a gossip nose.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 11 2018 at 13:32 |
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In this moment I am the program virus that is being uploaded to a popular social media site
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 12 2018 at 06:11 |
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In this moment I am the growling sound of a thousand drill bits plowing through six inches of fiberboard.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 12 2018 at 12:53 |
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In this moment I am about to open a can of soda with my teeth
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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tempest_77
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Posted: April 12 2018 at 16:05 |
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In this moment I am the carpet. I am in so much pain. Please stop stepping on me.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 13 2018 at 00:25 |
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In this moment I am a train track full of blood and viscera
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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tempest_77
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Posted: April 13 2018 at 06:25 |
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In this moment I am the wind telling someone to go to hell. But politely.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 13 2018 at 12:55 |
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In this miment I am keeping my hands off of the queen while the king is speaking
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Vompatti
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Posted: April 16 2018 at 02:06 |
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In this moment I'm contaminating the crime scene.
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 16 2018 at 05:33 |
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In this moment I am the difference between the size of Adlai Stevenson's right foot in 1925 and 1962.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: April 16 2018 at 14:23 |
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In this moment I am producing children at a rate of 13/every fourth fortnight
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: April 17 2018 at 06:48 |
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In this moment my nose hairs are conducting a symphony about turtle tails.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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HackettFan
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Joined: June 20 2012 Location: Oklahoma Status: Offline Points: 7951 |
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Posted: April 17 2018 at 12:26 |
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In this moment I am a permutation veering slightly to the left. My left.
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A curse upon the heads of those who seek their fortunes in a lie. The truth is always waiting when there's nothing left to try. - Colin Henson, Jade Warrior (Now)
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