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Atavachron 
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 Posted: February 07 2014 at 00:47 |
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Murray's Goiter and Other Appalling Yarns
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 07 2014 at 01:14 |
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#1 hits of the '00s #172: Yo (I'm Gettin' Drunk With My Bitches) - Col. PappaDawg
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 07 2014 at 02:20 |
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Rage or breathe.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Posted: February 07 2014 at 02:46 |
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The Dry-Humper's Technical Manual
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Atavachron
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Posted: February 07 2014 at 03:57 |
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Snag That Puppy: Ethics for Dogcatchers
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Atavachron
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Posted: February 07 2014 at 04:09 |
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Unexpected Developments in the Social Structure of Cumberland Avenue
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007
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Points: 11420
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Posted: February 07 2014 at 04:52 |
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Old Men Who Reputedly Smelled of Pee # 267: Karl Marx
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HolyMoly
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Posted: February 07 2014 at 05:00 |
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I once dreamed that a friend of mine received an award for tripping over his own tongue.
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My other avatar is a Porsche
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
-Kehlog Albran
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Atavachron
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Posted: February 07 2014 at 05:19 |
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^That was no dream.
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Atavachron
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Posted: February 07 2014 at 05:26 |
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Old Men Who Reputedly Smelled of Pee #309 - Elia Kazan
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 07 2014 at 15:37 |
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Getting hard for a stone, the life of a true matchbox.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: February 08 2014 at 01:45 |
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Let's not rave about it.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
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Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
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Points: 11420
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Posted: February 08 2014 at 06:46 |
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old men who hitherto were deemed to smell of pee took their case to the European court of arbitration who found in their favor that notwithstanding suspicious odours of TCP could not be deemed conclusive proof that the plaintiffs pleadings of irrelevance were unfounded
Edited by ExittheLemming - February 08 2014 at 06:48
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HolyMoly
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Joined: April 01 2009
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Points: 26138
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Posted: February 08 2014 at 11:33 |
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What good is a bookmark if it smells terrible?
(Actual quote from daughter just now)
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My other avatar is a Porsche
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
-Kehlog Albran
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Man With Hat
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Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: February 08 2014 at 16:31 |
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I closed the door on my foot and now I can see the true path to pure perpetual motion.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
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Points: 166183
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Posted: February 08 2014 at 18:46 |
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Tubby bubbly blubby tubbly, blub blub tub bub tlub bub blub tub tlub.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65681
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Posted: February 08 2014 at 21:14 |
 ExittheLemming wrote:
old men who hitherto were deemed to smell of pee took their case to the European court of arbitration who found in their favor that notwithstanding suspicious odours of TCP could not be deemed conclusive proof that the plaintiffs pleadings of irrelevance were unfounded
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Ah yes, the Nitration Arbitration, a great day for justice.
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Man With Hat
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Joined: March 12 2005
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Points: 166183
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Posted: February 08 2014 at 21:22 |
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All that sounds great, but I just have one question...
How would us touching buttholes help the endangered species?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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HolyMoly
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Retired Admin
Joined: April 01 2009
Location: Atlanta
Status: Offline
Points: 26138
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Posted: February 08 2014 at 21:47 |
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Come one, come all toaster chefs. It's time to get our hands dirty.
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My other avatar is a Porsche
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased.
-Kehlog Albran
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Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
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Posted: February 08 2014 at 22:31 |
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The mellotron turned my kitten into a triceratops.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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