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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 21 2005 at 12:48
SAGRADO CORAÇÃO DA TERRA A Leste do Sol, Oeste da Lua
Review (Permanent link) by gabriel sampaio carneiro @ 6:54:29 AM EST, 1/14/2004

5 stars  —  Outro álbum que eu adoro. Há, no disco, muito mais músicos que o enumerado ali em cima. Sugestões: - A Leste do Sol, Oeste da Lua -Madame Butterfly (opera from Puccini, with Alda Rezend) -Allegro (Instrumental) (piano) -Clair de Lune (music by Debussy, lyric by Marcus Viana) -Firecircle (in english, with Vanessa Falabella - vocal) -Planeta Minas (Instrumental) -> The Best -Bem-Aventurados (with Andre Mattos, from Angra, Shaman & Virgo) -Terra (15, na verdade) (music by Caetano Veloso)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 23 2005 at 11:35

 

Two reviews by the same person? It's a little odd, but the reviews are ok.

PSYCHOTIC WALTZ Bleeding
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5 stars  —  The last album by one of the most innovative rock & metal bands in the last 20 years in music. Every album of Psychotic Waltz sounds different and "bleeding" is the most melodic one. For me, "bleeding" is a perfect combination of "Mosquito" and the legendary debut "A Social Grace". All songs of this wonderful album were written for eternity and producer Scott Burns made a great job, because "Bleeding" is the best produced Waltz-album. The split of Psychotic Waltz is a tragedy for the musicworld, because I don' t believe there will be a better band in the future. But let 's see what the future will bring... R.I.P. Waltz !


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5 stars  —  "Bleeding" combinates the groove of "Mosquito", the darkness of "Into The Everflow" and the heavyness of "A Social Grace" perfectly and is the final masterpiece of this prog metal legend and specially for me the best band of the 90's! Such wonderful, for eternity written songs like "Faded", "Locust", "Morbid", "Bleeding", "Drift", the very sadly "My Grave" (the "I Remember" follow-up) or "Freedom?" won't be forget by real fans for all time! R.I.P. Waltz!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2005 at 10:14

This is clearly just copy and paste by a Dream Theater HATEboy ...

DREAM THEATER Octavarium progressive rock album and reviews DREAM THEATER - Octavarium (2005)
Review (Permanent link) by Electrock @ 10:07:27 AM EST, 7/24/2005
1 stars  —   My rating is really 0 (zero - null) stars. I'm a prog-rock fan and I have hundreds of Prog-rock CD's but this is really f''''ing bad. The main problem here is: Not a bit of soul, it is only a instrumental masturbation without all - all that is needed to make a decent prog-rock album. Dream Theater is one of the most overrated bands I ever heard of. Yes it is true that the musicians here are all technically outstanding but the rest - compositions, arrangements, lyrics, atmosphere etc. is worser than worse. Soullless masturbating musicians without feelings recorded some piece of sh*t and trying to sell it - it makes me sick.
DREAM THEATER Train Of Thought progressive rock album and reviews DREAM THEATER - Train Of Thought (2003)
Review (Permanent link) by Electrock @ 10:05:01 AM EST, 7/24/2005
1 stars  —   My rating is really 0 (zero - null) stars. I'm a prog-rock fan and I have hundreds of Prog-rock CD's but this is really f''''ing bad. The main problem here is: Not a bit of soul, it is only a instrumental masturbation without all - all that is needed to make a decent prog-rock album. Dream Theater is one of the most overrated bands I ever heard of. Yes it is true that the musicians here are all technically outstanding but the rest - compositions, arrangements, lyrics, atmosphere etc. is worser than worse. Soullless masturbating musicians without feelings recorded some piece of sh*t and trying to sell it - it makes me sick.

 

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DREAM THEATER The Making Of Scenes From A Memory*
Review (Permanent link) by Electrock @ 10:16:56 AM EST, 7/24/2005

1 stars  —  My rating is really 0 (zero - null) stars. I'm a prog-rock fan and I have hundreds of Prog-rock CD's but this is really f''''ing bad. The main problem here is: Not a bit of soul, it is only a instrumental masturbation without all - all that is needed to make a decent prog-rock album. Dream Theater is one of the most overrated bands I ever heard of. Yes it is true that the musicians here are all technically outstanding but the rest - compositions, arrangements, lyrics, atmosphere etc. is worser than worse. Soullless masturbating musicians without feelings recorded some piece of sh*t and trying to sell it - it makes me sick.

When you visit the official DT website and click on the names like James LaBrie than you will not see a bio about the artist like born in blabla no it states: Buy the solo album, buy the Poster buy this & buy that. F*ck them!


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2005 at 11:28
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Do we really need these idiotical "reviews" ? This guy is a collaborator! What a t**ser..
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2005 at 11:31
DT fanboy??

I don't think a true DT fan would be that disrespectful of the band. I mean, I like DT, and when I don't care for something they've done, I don't use THAT kind of language to say so!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2005 at 11:39

Originally posted by FloydWright FloydWright wrote:

DT fanboy??

I don't think a true DT fan would be that disrespectful of the band. I mean, I like DT, and when I don't care for something they've done, I don't use THAT kind of language to say so!

Sorry ... I meant hateboy and wrote fanboy.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2005 at 12:20

I guess this is the same guy as before (Electrock), just using a different nick.

DREAM THEATER Once In A Livetime
Review (Permanent link) by MacArrt @ 12:15:01 PM EST, 7/24/2005

1 stars  —  OK...please let me start..by telling you, that i actually think that DREAM THEATER are a bunch of very talented musicians....and i do like some of their albums !!BUT...this one.... ahem..are ..how should i put it....a boring outlet..there, i said it !! With a talent-mass like this..it is really beyond me...how they can put out..something so..."going thru´the motions" like !! I miss the heart..the soul..the deep felt themes in the songs. And they are quite capable of delivering that,just not on this release !!

 DREAM THEATER Live at Budokan (DVD)
Review (Permanent link) by Maccart @ 12:16:26 PM EST, 7/24/2005

1 stars  —  OK...please let me start..by telling you, that i actually think that DREAM THEATER are a bunch of very talented musicians....and i do like some of their albums !!BUT...this one.... ahem..are ..how should i put it....a boring outlet..there, i said it !! With a talent-mass like this..it is really beyond me...how they can put out..something so..."going thru´the motions" like !! I miss the heart..the soul..the deep felt themes in the songs. And they are quite capable of delivering that,just not on this release !!


 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2005 at 12:32

And another one

DREAM THEATER Metropolis 2000: Scenes From New York (DVD)
Review (Permanent link) by Macca @ 12:17:24 PM EST, 7/24/2005

1 stars  —  OK...please let me start..by telling you, that i actually think that DREAM THEATER are a bunch of very talented musicians....and i do like some of their albums !!BUT...this one.... ahem..are ..how should i put it....a boring outlet..there, i said it !! With a talent-mass like this..it is really beyond me...how they can put out..something so..."going thru´the motions" like !! I miss the heart..the soul..the deep felt themes in the songs. And they are quite capable of delivering that,just not on this release !!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 24 2005 at 16:39
Originally posted by MikeEnRegalia MikeEnRegalia wrote:

Originally posted by FloydWright FloydWright wrote:

DT fanboy?? I don't think a true DT fan would be that disrespectful of the band. I mean, I like DT, and when I don't care for something they've done, I don't use THAT kind of language to say so!


Sorry ... I meant hateboy and wrote fanboy.



Ahh...OK.

I like that...hateboy...good description.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 25 2005 at 15:46
ZAPPA, FRANK - Hot Rats (1969)
Review (Permanent link) by little harry potter @ 3:31:41 PM EST, 7/25/2005
1 stars  —   twinkle twinkle little star how i wonder what you are , up above the crap so high like frank zappa in the sky, twinkle twinkle little star how i blunder what you are. sorry this album is a poor contribution to the man they love, sorry guys, its a miss, fusion is so dire and drizzly!!
 
 
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DREAM THEATER Images And Words  progressive rock album and reviews DREAM THEATER - Images And Words (1992)
Review (Permanent link) by gee berthon @ 10:05:42 PM EST, 7/25/2005
4 stars  —   i jump on the occasion to give my opinion on a few things about dt, in the sense that this album is been overrewied and that nothing new could be said...

ok lets start by mp: the sound of drum is a change of season defenetly, the best "riff" would be 6 o'clock. the overall performance (all albums) is anyway outstanding.

jp: the lead of under a glass moon, the performance on scenes from m, the sound quality on 6degrees...

jm: the sound on awake, the riff on about to crash, the unbelievable endurance all along sfm2, the rearrangement of trial of tears lead on budokan dvd...

km: well, mainly his lyrics always touched me very much (wait 4 sleep, lie) the lead of take the time....

jr: he is pretty much perfect on any side im just a little bit disappointed by tot (and he looks much better now him and mp doing the show on budokan dvd really)...

jl: awake and a change of season are is best vocals work, he just cant reach that any more (especially the ".. you can tell yours step father i said so.." on lie...
What the hell is this?
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Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

DREAM THEATER Images And Words  progressive rock album and reviews DREAM THEATER - Images And Words (1992)
Review (Permanent link) by gee berthon @ 10:05:42 PM EST, 7/25/2005
4 stars  —   i jump on the occasion to give my opinion on a few things about dt, in the sense that this album is been overrewied and that nothing new could be said...

ok lets start by mp: the sound of drum is a change of season defenetly, the best "riff" would be 6 o'clock. the overall performance (all albums) is anyway outstanding.

jp: the lead of under a glass moon, the performance on scenes from m, the sound quality on 6degrees...

jm: the sound on awake, the riff on about to crash, the unbelievable endurance all along sfm2, the rearrangement of trial of tears lead on budokan dvd...

km: well, mainly his lyrics always touched me very much (wait 4 sleep, lie) the lead of take the time....

jr: he is pretty much perfect on any side im just a little bit disappointed by tot (and he looks much better now him and mp doing the show on budokan dvd really)...

jl: awake and a change of season are is best vocals work, he just cant reach that any more (especially the ".. you can tell yours step father i said so.." on lie...
What the hell is this?

This is a very intellegent, well thought out review. Wait...i'm confusing what i said with complete rubbish.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 26 2005 at 14:21
I can understand the criticism of GEE BERTHON's review to some extent, as the use of abbreviations is tiresome. Once you get past those though, it's OK. I don't think English is his/her first language, so a little latitude is reasonable.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 26 2005 at 14:28

Originally posted by Easy Livin Easy Livin wrote:

Dealt with Manunkind.Thumbs Up

Thank you, Easy Livin. Seems that deleting (non)reviews here could become a full-time job.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 26 2005 at 15:05

When I have to delete them Manunkind, I send an e-mail to the person concerned, explaining why it was deleted. Hopefully this will help them submit others which meet the guidelines.Wink

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 26 2005 at 23:29
DREAM THEATER Octavarium progressive rock album and reviews DREAM THEATER - Octavarium (2005)
Review (Permanent link) by Patrick Albouy @ 10:50:58 PM EST, 7/26/2005
5 stars  —   US By the Paris France.

The last time I remember a group innovative was back in Europe with two bands that are still on the chart Tangerine Dream and Pink Floyd....

The last piece of this CD as a feel of Pink Floyd in a fantastic way. It is a exquisite piece of music from Dream Theater. If they continue this way, the world of music will have found the replacement for a band that I miss and Dream theater are the right band to replace and fill and empty space in heart. Thank you...

Patrick
 
Another crappy DT review.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 27 2005 at 00:02
EMERSON LAKE & PALMER (ELP) - Brain Salad Surgery (1973)
Review (Permanent link) by hannoll ramond @ 7:00:05 PM EST, 7/26/2005
2 stars  —   absolutely e.l.p's finest hour of bin material ever produced, awful but then I'm just a twerp that sits writing on the silhobbit guestbook all day so what would I know? Snilths like me only like music for queers. And this is too straight for my liking.


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 27 2005 at 00:10
GENESIS Invisible Touch progressive rock album and reviews GENESIS - Invisible Touch (1986)
Review (Permanent link) by colorado hurricane @ 9:09:28 PM EST, 7/26/2005
3 stars  —   O.K. So it's not a prog rock album by any stretch of the imagination. But it is a decent POP album(and as some other reviewer has already said- not all good music is prog).

And besides, here's a thought: Maybe one of these many pre-teen buyers (as someone called them) bought this album, started liking Genesis(the then-current Phil Collins Genesis that is) decided to buy some of their earlier albums and got turned on to what most of us consider the "real "Genesis" and maybe even started liking Prog in general simply because of "Invisible Touch". Strange, but I'm sure this scenario has actually happened somewhere on earth-probably several times.

As a prog album, it sux. As a pop album, it's not bad.
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