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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407 |
Posted: November 22 2009 at 10:53 |
I ban FIP because he don't have no wombat.
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The Sleepwalker
Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141 |
Posted: November 22 2009 at 10:55 |
I ban Vompatti as I own a wombat ranch.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407 |
Posted: November 22 2009 at 10:56 |
I ban FIP because wombat ranches are illegal.
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The Sleepwalker
Prog Reviewer Joined: February 03 2009 Location: The Netherlands Status: Offline Points: 15141 |
Posted: November 22 2009 at 10:57 |
I ban Vompatti as wombat ranches are legal in the Netherlands.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407 |
Posted: November 22 2009 at 10:59 |
I ban FIP as everything is legal in the Netherlands.
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el dingo
Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053 |
Posted: November 22 2009 at 11:09 |
I ban Vompattiy for lying. Bestiality is not legal in The Netherlands.
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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CPicard
Forum Senior Member Joined: October 03 2008 Location: Là, sui monti. Status: Offline Points: 10841 |
Posted: November 22 2009 at 11:13 |
I ban Vompatti for his wrong statement about Netherlands: I'm pretty sure that banning people from an Internet forum is illegal in the Netherlands.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407 |
Posted: November 22 2009 at 11:14 |
I ban CPicard for interrupting me when I was about to ban el dingo because Wikipedia says bestiality is legal in Denmark!
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el dingo
Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053 |
Posted: November 22 2009 at 11:17 |
I ban Vompatti for confusing Denmark with The Netherlands (God I'd hate your Auntie to look under bes... on your search engine suggestions)
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407 |
Posted: November 22 2009 at 11:21 |
Why? |
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el dingo
Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053 |
Posted: November 22 2009 at 11:25 |
I ban Vompatti because i am hoist with my own petard
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407 |
Posted: November 22 2009 at 11:26 |
I ban el dingo because I have no idea what he's talking about.
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el dingo
Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053 |
Posted: November 22 2009 at 11:30 |
I ban Vompatti because as your search screen is innocent I am caught out by my own trap not working ie hoist with my own petard (Shakespeare somewhere)
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407 |
Posted: November 22 2009 at 11:32 |
I ban el dingo because I don't see how a screenshot of my petard could hoist Shakespeare anywhere.
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el dingo
Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053 |
Posted: November 22 2009 at 11:36 |
I ban Vompatti because i thought his love of all things related to breaking wind would help him understand
The word petard comes from the Middle French peter, to break wind, from pet expulsion of intestinal gas, from Latin peditum, from neuter of peditus, past participle of pedere, to break wind; akin to Greek bdein to break wind. (Merriam-Webster) Petard remains a French word meaning a firecracker today (in French slang, it means a handgun, or a joint). The word remains in modern usage in the phrase hoist with one's own petard, which means "to be harmed by one's own plan to harm someone else" or "to fall into one's own trap", literally implying that one could be lifted up (hoist, or blown upward) by one's own bomb. (Thanks wiki)
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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horsewithteeth11
Prog Reviewer Joined: January 09 2008 Location: Kentucky Status: Offline Points: 24598 |
Posted: November 22 2009 at 11:42 |
I ban el dingo because his explanation was boring.
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el dingo
Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053 |
Posted: November 22 2009 at 11:53 |
I ban birdwithteeth for saying that my attempt to constructively educate Vompatti about the finer points of blowing wind was boring
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member VIP Member Joined: October 22 2005 Location: elsewhere Status: Offline Points: 67407 |
Posted: November 22 2009 at 11:54 |
I refuse to ban birdwithteeth and ban el dingo instead, just because there's no way one could be "blown upward" just by breaking wind.
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CPicard
Forum Senior Member Joined: October 03 2008 Location: Là, sui monti. Status: Offline Points: 10841 |
Posted: November 22 2009 at 11:57 |
I ban birdwithteeth because he's bored and to ban him will help him to overcome his boredom.
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el dingo
Forum Senior Member Joined: October 08 2008 Location: Norwich UK Status: Offline Points: 7053 |
Posted: November 22 2009 at 11:58 |
I ban Vompatti for trying to make me look foolish. If it was good enough for Shakespeare it should be good enough for him. And for birdwithteeth too, come to think of it
Edit: Oh and while I'm here I'd better ban CPicard as well Edited by el dingo - November 22 2009 at 11:59 |
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It's not that I can't find worth in anything, it's just that I can't find worth in enough.
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