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progaardvark 
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 Posted: December 15 2020 at 15:36 |
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Build a driveway foundation like a Barney Fife tablecloth.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 15 2020 at 16:12 |
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I can't escape the death rays.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 15 2020 at 16:17 |
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Cum stubs.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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TCat
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Posted: December 15 2020 at 18:35 |
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I missed that last comment, could you please repeat it as you fall to your death?
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TCat
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Posted: December 15 2020 at 18:42 |
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Jokes that belong in this thread, #499: Why did the shark eat the sub? Because he thought he swam to the deli.
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TCat
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Posted: December 15 2020 at 18:49 |
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The pessimist: "That glass is half empty."
The optimist: "That glass is half full." The murderer: Silently kills them both with glass shards.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 15 2020 at 21:56 |
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Bad people move.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 15 2020 at 22:04 |
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It amazing how dumb you are.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 16 2020 at 03:10 |
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They will let anyone in.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 16 2020 at 03:47 |
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My ancestors didn't die for me to be told where I can and can not sh*t.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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progaardvark
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Posted: December 16 2020 at 10:22 |
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Let me respond with a geology quote: "Compress the poet with sauce."
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: December 16 2020 at 10:23 |
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Chaos is an exotic bath glued to linguist proteins.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: December 16 2020 at 10:23 |
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My couch tries on scarves when I'm outside.
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i'm shopping for a new oil-cured sinus bag that's a happy bag of lettuce this car smells like cartilage nothing beats a good video about fractions |
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Posted: December 16 2020 at 10:24 |
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My knee is now a wood pig.
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Posted: December 16 2020 at 13:08 |
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Please stop exposing those grandmothers.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Posted: December 16 2020 at 13:39 |
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Shooting people is better off.
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I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect. |
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Posted: December 16 2020 at 13:59 |
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Xenophobics are naturally artistic during ulcers.
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Posted: December 16 2020 at 14:07 |
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You'll find the suggestion box right under the pile of elephant waste.
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Posted: December 16 2020 at 14:10 |
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Zultar's 5 cent fortunes: You can expect things to become much smoother for you soon. Unfortunately, you are a lump.
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Posted: December 16 2020 at 14:12 |
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The mumbling subroutine only likes integers, so I sent it a noun and now the Earth isn't there anymore.
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