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Dayvenkirq 
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 Posted: February 18 2013 at 22:58 |
Rules of Engagement - "Cats And Dogs".
Liz: [sobbing] There's been a death in my family. Audrey: Oh, my god, who was it? Liz: [more sobbing] ... My cat Corny. [Jeff and Audrey stare at each other] Liz: I kind of figured that 48 hours would be too long a nap ... poor Corny [putting a hand on her huge handbag] Jeff: ... You have a dead cat in that bag? ... Liz: So, since a life went away from my life, I've decided to replace it with a new one. Audrey: You are gonna get a new cat? Liz: No ... I'm gonna get a baby! ... [making a weird face and exuberantly shaking her fists] Jeff: [making a confused face] ... A human baby? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - [Russell is trying to perfect the proportion of lemon and sugar in his tea ... bit by bit by bit] Jeff: [with Audrey staring at Russell] ... What are you doing? Russell: ... I want my tea ju-u-u-ust the way I like it. Jeff: ... OK, Goldilocks. [Russell sips the tea] Liz: [coming over] So, the sperm bank was a no-go. [Russell spills the tea back into his glass] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Timmy: So, how do you become an alpha? Jeff: Don't say too many words and people will notice you. Timmy: And that works? Jeff: You see, the less the man talks, the more people like him. Audrey: I like Jeff a lot more when he doesn't talk.
Edited by Dayvenkirq - February 18 2013 at 23:04
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: February 18 2013 at 23:12 |
2 Broke Girls - "And the Broken Hip".
Max: Hey, I'm gonna call the cops, and then you know how it goes: they will do a background check on you, and next thing you know instead of Giapetto you will be Jay-Pedo-phile!
Edited by Dayvenkirq - February 18 2013 at 23:13
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: February 18 2013 at 23:42 |
Something seriously bad is happening to all my favorite shows ... still funny, but going tasteless.
Mike and Molly - "Mike the Tease".
Carl: Yup, in that sperm bank they pay you 75 bucks a pop. Samuel: Really? They pay for doing that? Carl: Yup, they actually do. That's how I pay for the snow tires on my Blazer. Samuel: ... Oh, my god, ... I'm sitting on a goldmine.
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: February 19 2013 at 00:10 |
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Hawaii Five-0 - "Pa'ani (The Game)". The episode started just the way an episode of NCIS: LA started - with an army paintball training exercise, and, guess what ... one of the guys wound up dead, just like in the episode of NCIS: LA.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 19 2013 at 00:11 |
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Top Gear
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 19 2013 at 02:49 |
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Pulp Fiction
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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The Bearded Bard
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Posted: February 19 2013 at 14:55 |
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Grey's Anatomy
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The Bearded Bard
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Posted: February 19 2013 at 15:52 |
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Private Practice
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Barbu
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Posted: February 19 2013 at 20:04 |
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Habs vs. Blueshirts
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 19 2013 at 20:07 |
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NCIS
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: February 19 2013 at 21:12 |
Before: That 70's Show.
Red: I cannot believe it! You drilled a hole in my floor! Well, I'm about to [fill in the blank  ]- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Hyde: [watching weather with Red, seeing Canada and Buffalo being wiped in halo] I don't get it, Red. How can you even watch this? Red: Oh, I just enjoy knowing that there are some people out there who are more miserable than me.
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Now: Seinfeld - "The Suicide". Jerry and Kramer were just discussing the coma etiquette.
Edited by Dayvenkirq - February 19 2013 at 21:14
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: February 19 2013 at 21:48 |
Rules of Engagement - "The Five Things".
Jeff is listing the five nice things about Audrey:
1. You make me wanna be a better man. 2. You complete me. ...
Edited by Dayvenkirq - February 19 2013 at 21:50
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: February 19 2013 at 22:04 |
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House - "Role Model".
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Atavachron
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Posted: February 19 2013 at 22:19 |
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the Taste
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infocat
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Posted: February 19 2013 at 22:32 |
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Body of Proof.
Pretty lame show.
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Frank Swarbrick
Belief is not Truth.
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: February 20 2013 at 01:00 |
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^ That show is ... OK.
Me: Vegas - "Two of a Kind". I'm actually quite relieved to know that Jack finally told Ralph and Mia about his fatal encounter with Rizzo.
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Dayvenkirq
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Posted: February 20 2013 at 01:34 |
Before: Rules of Engagement - "Dad's Visit".
Jeff: No, dad, you treated Audrey just like you treated my mother, like a second-class citizen! Women are equal to men! They are men with boobs!
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Now: That 70's Show - "Kitty's Birthday (That's Today?!)".
Donna: [Kelso's] is such a bad plan. Eric: Yeah, well, ... at least when we will all be there, we get to see how ... it all blows up in his face.  - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Red and Eric forgot about Kitty's birthday and bought her a bunch of crap at a gas station at the very last minute. Morons.
Edited by Dayvenkirq - February 20 2013 at 01:46
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Man With Hat
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Posted: February 20 2013 at 02:51 |
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Futurama
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me
I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive
Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Posted: February 20 2013 at 03:02 |
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Ferguson
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Kati
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Posted: February 20 2013 at 03:18 |
 Man With Hat wrote:
Pulp Fiction |
Great movie 
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