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Joined: May 26 2008
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Points: 16715
Posted: January 07 2011 at 17:31
Anthony, would you like a story about f**king too many bitches? If you don't, TOO BAD. This is from another forum.
a good friend of mine is a piercer at a tattoo shop here. he also is the singy guy in my band. he also loves f**king. he f**ks his wife, he f**ks his girlfriend, he f**ks girls at the mall, and he f**ks a lot of hookers.
so we're getting ready to go on a weekend trip to denver
i go by the shop and he's limping around. he says, 'check this out, i pierced my own cock three times! i'm hoping it slows me down for a couple weeks, i need a break sh*t is crazy'
so the next day he picks me up to leave for denver. he is in a kilt. he is having problems driving. i laugh my ass off as he explains the he tore the hell out of one of his new piercings mere hours ago while saying goodbye to his wife. with his dick.
this is a source of hilarity for awhile. we get to colorado and get a hotel room. i go to sleep.
i am woken the next morning by screaming and crying
EEUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG sob sob sob nnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUGHHGHHG is how it goes
i yell, 'what the f**k are you doing in there?!'
'squeezing pus and blood out of my dick! it got infected where i tore it,' is the reply
i begin laughing again
i say, 'hey, dipsh*t, where is the laptop? i'm gonna look up a restaurant'
'EEUUUUGHHHHHHHHAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE i have it in here,' he says
i ask, 'why, what are you doing?'
'looking at escort services in denver. i might get lonely. HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAIGHGHGHHG'
not even a bloody, rotting dick can keep my friends away from hookers
Joined: April 11 2010
Location: Virginia
Status: Offline
Points: 6088
Posted: January 07 2011 at 17:35
Henry Plainview wrote:
Anthony, would you like a story about f**king too many bitches? If you don't, TOO BAD. This is from another forum.
a good friend of mine is a piercer at a tattoo shop here. he also is the singy guy in my band. he also loves f**king. he f**ks his wife, he f**ks his girlfriend, he f**ks girls at the mall, and he f**ks a lot of hookers.
so we're getting ready to go on a weekend trip to denver
i go by the shop and he's limping around. he says, 'check this out, i pierced my own cock three times! i'm hoping it slows me down for a couple weeks, i need a break sh*t is crazy'
so the next day he picks me up to leave for denver. he is in a kilt. he is having problems driving. i laugh my ass off as he explains the he tore the hell out of one of his new piercings mere hours ago while saying goodbye to his wife. with his dick.
this is a source of hilarity for awhile. we get to colorado and get a hotel room. i go to sleep.
i am woken the next morning by screaming and crying
EEUUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGG sob sob sob nnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUGHHGHHG is how it goes
i yell, 'what the f**k are you doing in there?!'
'squeezing pus and blood out of my dick! it got infected where i tore it,' is the reply
i begin laughing again
i say, 'hey, dipsh*t, where is the laptop? i'm gonna look up a restaurant'
'EEUUUUGHHHHHHHHAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEE i have it in here,' he says
i ask, 'why, what are you doing?'
'looking at escort services in denver. i might get lonely. HHHHHHHHHEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAIGHGHGHHG'
not even a bloody, rotting dick can keep my friends away from hookers
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