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rileydog22
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Posted: December 24 2007 at 01:17 |
For christmas?
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tardis
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Posted: December 24 2007 at 10:37 |
A mistress?
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 24 2007 at 18:23 |
Can I have one too, please?
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rileydog22
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Posted: December 24 2007 at 18:56 |
Are you some kind of pervert?
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 24 2007 at 19:09 |
Is it perverse to yearn for someone to love, someone to share your life with, someone to reveal your soul to, someone to play chess with, someone to fill your heart with joy of living, someone to appear to you as a manifestation of a higher power, someone to talk to, someone to listen to, someone to buy pretty clothes to, someone to drink coffee with, or in one word, someone to be your mistress?
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rileydog22
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Posted: December 24 2007 at 20:14 |
Did I say it was?
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 25 2007 at 11:40 |
Didn't you reply to my plea for a mistress with an implication that I'm a pervert?
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tardis
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Posted: December 26 2007 at 01:20 |
Does that mean I'm a pervert too?
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 26 2007 at 16:31 |
Doesn't it depend on what you're going to do with your mistress?
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Slartibartfast
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Posted: December 26 2007 at 16:47 |
Vompatti wrote:
Doesn't it depend on what you're going to do with your mistress?
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You're not talking dominatrix type of mistress are you? ![](http://www.dirkhooper.com/images/darkmistress/images/_MG_2539.jpg)
Edited by Slartibartfast - December 26 2007 at 16:50
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened...
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 26 2007 at 17:08 |
Wouldn't it be frustrating to try to play chess with someone who's
constantly whipping you? (The girl above looks really cute though.
Maybe we could work out something. Perhaps we can play chess first, and
if she wins, she can whip me and I will lick her chess pieces.)
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tardis
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Posted: December 29 2007 at 11:57 |
What kind of a name is Dirk Hooper?
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 29 2007 at 17:46 |
How do you like my new wombat avatar?
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tardis
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Posted: December 30 2007 at 11:43 |
I would tell you how I liked it, but don't I have to ask a question?
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 30 2007 at 13:58 |
If you like it, would you be so kind to express it by asking a question containing the word "antimatter"?
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tardis
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Posted: December 30 2007 at 22:35 |
What's the matter with antimatter?
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Atavachron
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Posted: December 30 2007 at 22:38 |
I like your new wombat avatar... don't you?
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tardis
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Posted: December 31 2007 at 01:03 |
Would he have chosen it if he didn't like it?
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Atavachron
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Posted: December 31 2007 at 01:40 |
is it not within the realm of possibility?
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Vompatti
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Posted: December 31 2007 at 05:25 |
What if the Government ordered me to change it?
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