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I need a more comprehensive list of items in your colon before we can continue with this investigation.
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oh this may be many things - an examination, inquest, inspection, audit - but it's no investigation.
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Famous failed speeches #549: October 1971. President of The Westbrook Compmann League Of The Uninformed attempted to give a speech to an undisclosed number of people in the middle of Tenebock Square. Unfortunately for him, his lecturn broke in  two, when a large fissure was created underneath the stage on which he was standing. He fell in and was never seen again. 
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It's not Wilbur Crabouquet who is on trial in this courtroom today ladies and gentlemen of the jury, but every humble, honest, law abiding and decent hard working man who has yielded to the demonic sway of concealing stolen videos inside one's suspiciously roomy slacks to avoid payment. Who amongst us can say that they have not dallied with this overriding temptation when we were at our most vulnerable? Who will cast the first stone?

Erm...please be advised counsel for the defence that you are correct insofar that Wilbur Crabouquet is not on trial in this courtroom today, try Vinnie's Video Shack vs Crabouquet in chamber 5 down the hall tomorrow at 9am...and unlike myself, Judge Markowski will not tolerate flippers and goggles as apparel befitting the defence.
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^ Thats obviously a pun that escapes my comprehension.
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Mr Layzer was not phased. 
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Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

Sects and violets.


LOL
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Perched on straws, a shot of an iconic moment featuring a bird can easily be ruined by hacky sack. 
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Mostly a coffee rub.
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Brooding chickens never take a coffee break
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^ Mindless worms, the lot of them.

 
Interestingly I once filled alot of mindless worms. Most of them died immediately.
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Not a finger.
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Choicest oranges.
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Expansive lean to's.  
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He could say 'crescendo' like no other.
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I'm usually more hostle towards raging lemurs, but it was just so darn cuddily. 
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Time bombs on game shows a bison about to be split. 
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Subtle waves of disaster.
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Pendulous. 
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Let us hang the flag on three toilets.
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