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Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

Disturbing Moments in Off-Broadway Theater #97 -   Audience participation reaches new heights during Mellow Yellow when lead character Myer Clapsaddle urinates on the first three rows of the audience.



I think it was theatre critic Barnaby Hobbleflats who salvaged from his (soggy) review notes for this play:

'What is perhaps even more astonishing than Clapsaddle reversing the charges on a call of nature into the paying audience, is that he was called back for two encores'
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Act 3 scene 2, or alternatively, act 2 scene 3. It doesn't make much difference in the long run.
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Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:


I think it was theatre critic Barnaby Hobbleflats who salvaged from his (soggy) review notes for this play:

'What is perhaps even more astonishing than Clapsaddle reversing the charges on a call of nature into the paying audience, is that he was called back for two encores'


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Maybe for you, but what about the more bookish, spectacled giraffes that were ill-equipped to fare well in a stampede.
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Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

Maybe for you, but what about the more bookish, spectacled giraffes that were ill-equipped to fare well in a stampede.
 
I assume it would result in less herring for the king.
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