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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 21 2011 at 02:48
Some people belong together like parrots and keys.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 21 2011 at 03:31
Are you sure that was a bank? It looked like an explosion.
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Wall Street's floor sweeper, mr. D. Jones, will clean up the mess of the latest krach.
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I'm sure that was mortar.  
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I go to parties wearing those pointy hats. 
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Although he was completely bald, Leon Trotsky ended his days with a middle parting.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 21 2011 at 09:06
Yay! first page. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 21 2011 at 11:00
I'm a fan of nothing, topped off with a whole lot of very little.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 21 2011 at 11:50
^ but try to be a bit less transparent with the invisible sauce you appear to be charging me for waiter
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 21 2011 at 12:47
Waiting is the only service we provide. Its top quality, sure to annoy!
 
Book us for your next social function today.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 21 2011 at 15:45
A. A. Milne had originally called his character 'Winnie the Turd' until his publisher insisted a change.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 21 2011 at 16:06

Some day Pooh Sticks will be an Olympic game.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 21 2011 at 17:37
Originally posted by Atavachron Atavachron wrote:

A. A. Milne had originally called his character 'Winnie the Turd' until his publisher insisted a change.



Crikey!....Milne was also forced against his better judgement to substitute 'honey' for Pooh's original favourite snack (baby seals)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 21 2011 at 19:00
Copious hair loss.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 22 2011 at 00:12
Her suit was hirsute.  
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 22 2011 at 02:00
Lets keep away from the fire. It looks hot.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 22 2011 at 02:49
up on the rooftop, click-click-click
down through the chimney, old Bill Fargas



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 22 2011 at 03:05
Years before hand, they used fins. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 22 2011 at 06:23
Listen up Gaspar, of course we get pork from goddam pigs, but we don't need forks to eat figs and no amount of wigs is ever gonna get you a job son (sigh)
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: January 22 2011 at 06:29
Originally posted by irrelevant irrelevant wrote:

Years before hand, they used fins. 


A subtle grower this critter  LOL
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