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Horace mistook his oven gloves for his driving ones and was unable to keep hold of the wheel while changing gear at that blind corner......His balaclava was never recovered.
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Originally posted by ExittheLemming ExittheLemming wrote:

Tragic Consequences # 86:
Horace mistook his oven gloves for his driving ones and was unable to keep hold of the wheel while changing gear at that blind corner......His balaclava was never recovered.

And his baklava ?   Because I'll take it if it's up for grabs.
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Why do humans eat corn?

So they can see it in their poop.
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Originally posted by Man With Hat Man With Hat wrote:

Why do humans eat corn?
So they can see it in their poop.


I do enjoy the fecal vigils.
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