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Where have you been? 

mina wrote: dear cucuna, i am 21 and becoming older, but i still love high school age boys. how can i make them come to me, instead of having to wait in my car beside the local campus? it looks very suspicious.

You'll become their second mother eventually. ¡How Latinamerican of you!. Anyway; leave photographs of only half of your face in the highschool of your choice. In the blank space at the side of the half photograph, simply writte: "I won't wait in the car anymore. Follow the smell". Then wiselly place little empty milk bottles in the path to the place in wich you'll be waiting, in order for them to follow that smell. You'll be teasing them by offering half of your portrait and a very familiar and warm smell. Both element, plus the enigmatic message, will take them right to your arms. That is pretty much how my actual girlfriend caught me. We need as much mothers as we can get. That is men, in case you didn't knew it.
    

peter_gabriel wrote: tardis wrote: peter_gabriel wrote: inpraiseoffolly wrote: tardis wrote: Cuncuna, why are you so wise and mighty?      It is largely because he has two characteristics. Firstly, he is wise. Secondly, he is mighty. Thus, he is both wise and mighty. He is also the second coming of the antichrist, but that's another matter altogether. There, cuncuna, you don't have to flatter yourself now, I did it for you. Dear tardisCan you tell me where my country lies? I love you peter gabriel im not gay

That is not so cool. If someone offers you true love, you take it. Believe me, one can really get to miss this kind of manifestations. As for books, read one of the following:

1.- Relatos breves y extraordinarios. J.L. Borges y A. Bioy Casares.

2.- Un tal lucas. J. Cortázar.

3.- La comedia del arte. A. Couve.

4.- Espantapájaros. O. Girondo.
    

Philéas wrote: Where have you been?

Writing. I'm going to sleep. Good night everybody.
    

What if you had to choose one, or else the world would end tomorrow?

On the other hand, those tiny ones with green sprouts are ideal to make a very nice parmessano and eggs pie. That is also a handsome end of the world meal.

What about the red ones? I like the red ones. Do you?

Philéas wrote: What about the red ones? I like the red ones. Do you?

Well, yes. As I said, I have never met an untasty onion. You can mix several kinds with sweet green and red pepper and eggplant and make a good dish called "Rattaglia". Beautiful in the mouth, and quite simple.
    

Don't go! Who will answer all our questions? 

First question for you: What makes you qualified to answer our questions while cuncuna is gone?

Edited by Philéas - November 05 2006 at 00:11