Author |
Topic Search Topic Options
|
ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11420
|
Posted: January 04 2011 at 21:42 |
Don't expect too many intelligent lyrics in popular music, that would be like discovering primordial soup comes with croutons.
|
|
Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65459
|
Posted: January 04 2011 at 21:55 |
Questions began pouring in when it was learned the Albanian air force had contracted one Ghica's Pet Supplies to manufacture 30 new bombers.
|
|
irrelevant
Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 13382
|
Posted: January 05 2011 at 02:34 |
Feebles could never be a dragon, nor anything that was big, strong and feared amongst the rest. He was the rest and this just could not be. Feebles decided to make a superhero costume out of everything he found around the house, a bit of this and a bit of that. After he completed the costume he ran upstairs to the mirror... He took one look, a look of disgust and hatred, and ripped off his superhero costume and threw it to the ground, he tried again, this time paying more attention to presentation and the way it could intimidate someone. For Feebles was ready to become someone... Someone who was a somebody... Somebody who could be respected and not treated like a loser. Feebles no longer wanted to be feeble, he wanted to be strong... This was his day, when he'd say "back in my day" to his kids in the future, this was the day he was referring to, he'd rise up to the skies and be appreciated. He ran outside in his costume and felt more powerful and free than he never had before, no superpowers were needed... Just imagination. Imagination is what separates us from the weak. It is the gift of gifts... Your superpower. Never lose it.
|
|
|
Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65459
|
Posted: January 05 2011 at 04:44 |
Bukowski ?
|
|
Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
|
Posted: January 05 2011 at 12:08 |
It's all about the chord change.
|
Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
|
|
ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11420
|
Posted: January 05 2011 at 14:35 |
irrelevant wrote:
Feebles could never be a dragon, nor anything that was big, strong and feared amongst the rest. He was the rest and this just could not be. Feebles decided to make a superhero costume out of everything he found around the house, a bit of this and a bit of that. After he completed the costume he ran upstairs to the mirror... He took one look, a look of disgust and hatred, and ripped off his superhero costume and threw it to the ground, he tried again, this time paying more attention to presentation and the way it could intimidate someone. For Feebles was ready to become someone... Someone who was a somebody... Somebody who could be respected and not treated like a loser. Feebles no longer wanted to be feeble, he wanted to be strong... This was his day, when he'd say "back in my day" to his kids in the future, this was the day he was referring to, he'd rise up to the skies and be appreciated. He ran outside in his costume and felt more powerful and free than he never had before, no superpowers were needed... Just imagination. Imagination is what separates us from the weak. It is the gift of gifts... Your superpower. Never lose it. |
All joking aside, this is rather good and borderline poignant to boot
|
|
Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65459
|
Posted: January 05 2011 at 20:31 |
Have you had the lambfries down on Broadway? They're delicious.
|
|
ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11420
|
Posted: January 05 2011 at 21:29 |
Yeah, but you need to check out the foxes trotters in aspic down at KMart (they have hallucinogenic properties I'm told)
|
|
irrelevant
Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 13382
|
Posted: January 06 2011 at 01:52 |
ExittheLemming wrote:
irrelevant wrote:
Feebles could never be a dragon, nor anything that was big, strong and feared amongst the rest. He was the rest and this just could not be. Feebles decided to make a superhero costume out of everything he found around the house, a bit of this and a bit of that. After he completed the costume he ran upstairs to the mirror... He took one look, a look of disgust and hatred, and ripped off his superhero costume and threw it to the ground, he tried again, this time paying more attention to presentation and the way it could intimidate someone. For Feebles was ready to become someone... Someone who was a somebody... Somebody who could be respected and not treated like a loser. Feebles no longer wanted to be feeble, he wanted to be strong... This was his day, when he'd say "back in my day" to his kids in the future, this was the day he was referring to, he'd rise up to the skies and be appreciated. He ran outside in his costume and felt more powerful and free than he never had before, no superpowers were needed... Just imagination. Imagination is what separates us from the weak. It is the gift of gifts... Your superpower. Never lose it. |
All joking aside, this is rather good and borderline poignant to boot
|
Thanks. And it was the one time I didn't put a weird joke in one of my long ramblings.
|
|
|
irrelevant
Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 13382
|
Posted: January 06 2011 at 01:56 |
Cutty Sark Infiltration Sector.
|
|
|
Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65459
|
Posted: January 06 2011 at 04:33 |
Portions for foxes.
|
|
irrelevant
Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 13382
|
Posted: January 06 2011 at 08:54 |
|
|
|
Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
|
Posted: January 06 2011 at 17:45 |
Foot down, heads in a bag.
|
Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
|
|
Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65459
|
Posted: January 06 2011 at 20:49 |
They called him 'The Human Torpedo', and not because he swam well.
|
|
Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
|
Posted: January 06 2011 at 21:41 |
I am my own box.
|
Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
|
|
Atavachron
Special Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: September 30 2006
Location: Pearland
Status: Offline
Points: 65459
|
Posted: January 06 2011 at 21:43 |
"Comfortably ratty." -- Dive Magazine
|
|
Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
|
Posted: January 06 2011 at 22:33 |
He told the doctor he had a windmill in his trousers.
|
Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
|
|
ExittheLemming
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 19 2007
Location: Penal Colony
Status: Offline
Points: 11420
|
Posted: January 06 2011 at 23:54 |
^ (Just like in Holland) on account of the surrounding countryside being so uniformly flat.
|
|
Man With Hat
Collaborator
Jazz-Rock/Fusion/Canterbury Team
Joined: March 12 2005
Location: Neurotica
Status: Offline
Points: 166183
|
Posted: January 07 2011 at 01:42 |
Jack Stotper was an agent under fire. He shot three men with mongolians. He always was hired after the job had ended. He is the wisest man this side of Labardor.
|
Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
|
|
irrelevant
Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator
Joined: March 07 2010
Location: Australia
Status: Offline
Points: 13382
|
Posted: January 07 2011 at 01:48 |
This goes without saying.
|
|
|
Donate monthly and keep PA fast-loading and ad-free forever.