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irrelevant
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Posted: December 26 2010 at 06:54 |
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Atavachron
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Posted: December 26 2010 at 18:10 |
Happiness is a freshly dusted vibrating finger.
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: December 26 2010 at 23:51 |
If blood were white, wouldn't it be easier to clean up? If sweat was brown, white joggers could negotiate Bradford unmolested If tears were blue, wouldn't they have more impact?
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 27 2010 at 01:11 |
If the weight of this house was 27,009 metric tons, the wind speed was 9.6 m/s, the coefficent of friction was 3.4, the wind chill factor -6 C and the tensil stregnth was 487 newtons, how many ducks would be needed to raise the temperature of the lake 3 degrees?
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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AtomicCrimsonRush
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Posted: December 27 2010 at 02:28 |
New Doctor Who Christmas Story Special is pretty cliched!
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irrelevant
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Posted: December 27 2010 at 07:01 |
At the Paranormal Investigators meeting, we broke out in a food fight, needless to say there were flying saucers all around the room. Yeah, saucers are good eatin'.
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: December 27 2010 at 11:14 |
To Hell with doves crying, what about writing a song about a duck's tear ducts then smarty pants?
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Atavachron
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Posted: December 27 2010 at 19:54 |
ExittheLemming wrote:
To Hell with doves crying, what about writing a song about a duck's tear ducts then smarty pants?
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and I'm almost sure a cheesy riff on a synth is not what it sounds like when doves cry
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Atavachron
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Posted: December 27 2010 at 19:55 |
I had the glue. It wasn't good.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 28 2010 at 00:16 |
It sounds like cracking...like the cracking when your shin bone goes through glass braced oxygen tanks.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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irrelevant
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Posted: December 28 2010 at 01:54 |
=== === === Home Sour Home === === ===
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 28 2010 at 02:33 |
Tough crackers in the tooths.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Posted: December 28 2010 at 03:00 |
You pour a small but beautiful glass of Scotch.
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irrelevant
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Posted: December 28 2010 at 07:42 |
That's the single most.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 28 2010 at 15:18 |
That's the single moat.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Atavachron
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Posted: December 28 2010 at 18:14 |
It's my party and I'll die if I want to.
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 28 2010 at 23:23 |
Bathtub bathtub, where fore art thou bathub? Drinking? What a naughty bathtub.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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ExittheLemming
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Posted: December 29 2010 at 00:14 |
Cockroaches are the armoured division of flies (In Australia they even have an air force)
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Man With Hat
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Posted: December 29 2010 at 03:50 |
Let's try to have a little dignity and respect when we are being shat upon by the upper crust of socitey.
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Dig me...But don't...Bury me I'm running still, I shall until, one day, I hope that I'll arrive Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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irrelevant
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Posted: December 29 2010 at 06:25 |
That shucks.
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