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Any Colour You Like 
Prog Reviewer
Joined: May 15 2009
Status: Offline
Points: 12294
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 Posted: November 17 2009 at 16:22 |
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Ziltoid is in your Jukebox. He wants a coffee.
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The Sleepwalker
Prog Reviewer
Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
Status: Offline
Points: 15141
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 16:28 |
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Without any reason ACYL turns into a living tampon.
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Moogtron III
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
Status: Offline
Points: 10616
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 16:29 |
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Belching bar chairs! Just coming back from the toilet and FIP's playing
my piano! And what are that other piano and the jukebox doing here?And what are the jig dancer and the tampon doing there?
I use BF's cannon to blow them to pieces, grab Vompatti's microphone
and put myself back into the limelight. I'm crooning "I did I my way"
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jampa17
Prog Reviewer
Joined: July 04 2009
Location: Guatemala
Status: Offline
Points: 6802
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 16:30 |
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I didn't notice nothing because I was trying to make the piano sounds higher than the jukebox but I quit and go and sit besides some ol' drunk guy who says he was part of the crew of Aerosmith before steve tyler leave the band... I choose to believe him because no body could proclaim that...
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Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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The Sleepwalker
Prog Reviewer
Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
Status: Offline
Points: 15141
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 16:33 |
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I eat a leprechaun. He struggles but I bite his head off.
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Moogtron III
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
Status: Offline
Points: 10616
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 16:37 |
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The leprechaun is like a tape worm who is not dead but making himself at home at floyd's esophagus.
I tap the former Aerosmith roadie on the shoulder, holding a chair behind my back,
saying: "So it was you who made Steven Tyler quit?" I'm quite angry
now.
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The Sleepwalker
Prog Reviewer
Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
Status: Offline
Points: 15141
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 16:39 |
The leprechaun actually isn't and in fact I easily digest it.
Steven Tyler walks in... he's angry with Moogtron and swallows him in his huge mouth.
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jampa17
Prog Reviewer
Joined: July 04 2009
Location: Guatemala
Status: Offline
Points: 6802
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 16:41 |
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then Steven Tyler start singing "I don't want to miss a thing" but in the last scream Moogtron could scape from his mouth
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Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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Moogtron III
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
Status: Offline
Points: 10616
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 16:41 |
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I mumble: sing something Steven! This will cause an enormous chasm so that which I can easily jump out of Steven's throat and I'm sending an army full of leprechauns to floydispink.
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Moogtron III
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
Status: Offline
Points: 10616
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 16:42 |
Yes, I accept jampa's version also 
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The Sleepwalker
Prog Reviewer
Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
Status: Offline
Points: 15141
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 16:45 |
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I convince the leprechauns that I'm not the real enemy, but Moogtron is. They eat his nose.
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Moogtron III
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
Status: Offline
Points: 10616
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 16:48 |
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I walk out the door to do some plastic surgery. I decide to let myself change into a Tarkus like person, so that I can shoot ammunition from out of my nostrils.
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The Sleepwalker
Prog Reviewer
Joined: February 03 2009
Location: The Netherlands
Status: Offline
Points: 15141
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 16:50 |
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Because of an administration mistake Moogtron get's fake boobs and a genital correction instead of a tarkus makeover.
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jampa17
Prog Reviewer
Joined: July 04 2009
Location: Guatemala
Status: Offline
Points: 6802
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 16:51 |
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But back at the bar... everybody was singing Crying after a couple of beers... Steven Tyler to scream over Vompattis face
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Change the program inside... Stay in silence is a crime.
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Moogtron III
Prog Reviewer
Joined: April 26 2005
Location: Belgium
Status: Offline
Points: 10616
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 16:55 |
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Why do I see a beautiful lady in the mirror, of all places? Oh, some doctor's mistake.
No problem, the doctor did some things good. I fire to floydispink from out of my boobs.
Edited by Moogtron III - November 17 2009 at 16:56
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Any Colour You Like
Prog Reviewer
Joined: May 15 2009
Status: Offline
Points: 12294
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 16:59 |
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Looking at the chaos ensuing around the bar, ACYL decides it is best if he calls in some backup.
"Alright guys, if you want to fight, just let me get my Pint and then it is on."
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
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Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67407
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 17:29 |
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I vomit on the floor.
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CPicard
Forum Senior Member
Joined: October 03 2008
Location: Là, sui monti.
Status: Offline
Points: 10841
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 17:47 |
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Again? I'd better go the tea party with the girls.
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Slartibartfast
Collaborator
Honorary Collaborator / In Memoriam
Joined: April 29 2006
Location: Atlantais
Status: Offline
Points: 29630
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 18:00 |
Ahhh, crap!!! I just slipped in Vompatti spew.  Now I think I'm gonna hurl.
Edited by Slartibartfast - November 17 2009 at 18:04
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Released date are often when it it impacted you but recorded dates are when it really happened... 
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Vompatti
Forum Senior Member
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Joined: October 22 2005
Location: elsewhere
Status: Offline
Points: 67407
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Posted: November 17 2009 at 18:07 |
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And I'm gonna crawl.
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