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    Posted: July 09 2005 at 07:47

Can you make  a clever porn title out of an existing album, the same way the do with films?

e.g " Saving Ryan's Privates" or "Jurassic Pork"

Heres a few

The Yes, Yes, Yes Album

Tales From Pornographic Oceans

Relay Her

Going for Her Bum

and I have a Deep Purple one .....Band, Taste The Come!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 09 2005 at 08:47
How about "Foxy Twat" instead of "Foxtrot"?


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 09 2005 at 14:30
DT - Images and Turds (some sick playing on this album)

DT - Through her Flies

ELP - Pictures of an Exhibitionist

VDGG - Porn Marts

VDGG - Pleasure Dome (no change needed here)

I can't be bothered to think of any more...
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 09 2005 at 16:37
  • ELP- Whip Some Skull on Ya! (wasn't that the original title to BSS?)
  • ELP- Pork Us
  • Dream Theater- Falling out of Virginity
  • Pink Floyd- Wish You Were Her

or the worst of the worst:

  • Yes- The Big Defacator
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 09 2005 at 19:03
Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

  • ELP- Pork Us

 

Porkers more like!

Time to wheel it out again,just for Linda.....

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 09 2005 at 23:18
Originally posted by Tony R Tony R wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

  • ELP- Pork Us

 

Porkers more like!

Time to wheel it out again,just for Linda.....

God they look awful in that photo.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2005 at 02:51

Can't we just use the Arse thread for this one??

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Warning: Listening to jazz excessively can cause a laxative effect.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2005 at 08:43
^ NO!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2005 at 12:09

Some porn Jethro Tull albums:

"Menstruating in the Gallery"
"Heavily Hung Horses"
"Thick as a Dick"



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2005 at 12:50

VDGG: God likes it Rough

Genesis: Nursery Crimes (That title was already a bit suggestive if you think about it)

And my personal favorite:

Pink Floyd- The Final Cu*t

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2005 at 13:29
Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

 

And my personal favorite:

Pink Floyd- The Final Cu*t

Good one!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2005 at 13:31
Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:

Some porn Jethro Tull albums:

"Menstruating in the Gallery

"Heavily Hung Horses"
"Thick as a Dick"

If thats porn you can leave me out!

The others though!

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2005 at 13:38
Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:

Some porn Jethro Tull albums:

"Menstruating in the Gallery

If thats porn you can leave me out!

To some people it is, Snowie.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2005 at 13:46

A few more:

Rush- Caress my Steel

Rush- Prest-Oh!

Rush- Liquid Trails

and the finale:

Rush- Hold the Boner

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2005 at 13:47
Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Originally posted by BaldJean BaldJean wrote:

Some porn Jethro Tull albums:

"Menstruating in the Gallery

If thats porn you can leave me out!

To some people it is, Snowie.


The ancient Greek, who had a huge sexual vocabulary for all kinds of perversions, had the term "phoinikizein", with which they named the act of performing oral sex on a menstruating woman. It was contemptuous of the Phoenicians though, because literally it means "The way the Phoenicians do it". (I had to learn Greek for my study of history, and these sexual terms were a source of constant fun among the students).


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2005 at 13:58

Threesome friends - Genital Giant

Market Square Whorehouse - Marillion

 

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I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2005 at 14:01

^You've inspired me, Syzygy:

Marillion- Touch my Marbles

Marillion- Clutching at Balls

Marillion- Misplaced Manhood

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2005 at 14:29
..........and "Sea Son's End"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2005 at 14:32

Triumvirat-Old Farts Can't Get Hard

Threshold-Critical Ass

Caravan-Girls That Go Bump In The Night

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 10 2005 at 14:43

Kansas- Left Over Her

King Crimson- Larks' Tongue in Her Ass-pick

And my last one:

Yes- Magnifu*kation

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