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Posted: April 25 2005 at 10:41 |
...and if you had the opportunity, would you do it again? I like to think that if I get away with it once, I could probably pull it off at least one or two more times before I got caught.
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Posted: April 25 2005 at 10:43 |
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is that jack black or you?
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Posted: April 25 2005 at 10:48 |
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That would be me. This is a big joke that my brother and I ask a lot of people we are acquainted with.
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Posted: April 25 2005 at 10:55 |
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As a medical student i have to look forward to the very real prospect
of inadvertantly causing the death of a patient under my care (assuming
i pass my degree that is)
But neither I nor anyone else on this forum (as far as i know) would
actually plan to go out and kill someone, and I find the idea of that
disgusting.
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Posted: April 25 2005 at 10:56 |
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what is a big joke you play? asking if people know yu from jack black in that photo?
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maani
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Posted: April 25 2005 at 11:11 |
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I accidentally stepped on an ant once...
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Posted: April 25 2005 at 11:18 |
 maani wrote:
I accidentally stepped on an ant once... |
You sure you didnt do it on purpose?
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Posted: April 25 2005 at 11:23 |
No, the joke is to go up to someone and ask, "If you could ever kill again, would you do it?" Most of the time people just say, "I've never killed!!!" I just find it humorous to so plainly ask such an extraordinary question.  The joke IS NOT about me looking anything like Jack Black. I'll post my pic sometime.
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Posted: April 25 2005 at 11:44 |
maani wrote:
I accidentally stepped on an ant once... |
I squat mosquitos and I do it in order to survive. I throw the snails wanting to eat my growing smokables as far as I can, to avoid killing them!
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let's just stay above the moral melee
prefer the sink to the gutter
keep our sand-castle virtues
content to be a doer
as well as a thinker,
prefer lifting our pen
rather than un-sheath our sword
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Posted: April 25 2005 at 11:52 |
Sean Trane wrote:
I throw the snails wanting to eat my growing smokables |
Are you a smoker of marijuana, Sean-Trane???
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Posted: April 25 2005 at 13:33 |
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I used to do heavy serial killing on roaches in my old flat, I upgraded to six floor now and I hope they don't know how to use the elevator.
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Posted: April 25 2005 at 15:27 |
maani wrote:
I accidentally stepped on an ant once... |
Bet your Uncle wasn't too happy!
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Posted: April 25 2005 at 15:27 |
Alucard:
Don't you mean "cereal" killing?
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Posted: April 25 2005 at 16:42 |
I have been responsible for my share of roadkill(racoons, rabbits, possums, and an occasional cat  ....)my alias is The Midwestern Racoon Slayer.
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Posted: April 25 2005 at 16:50 |
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I've run over a couple of small animals. I found it very
distasteful.
Have I killed? On purpose? No. Would I kill? Why?
Sorry, man. I don't get the joke.
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Wearing feelings on our faces when our faces took a rest...
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Posted: April 25 2005 at 16:58 |
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I realize I have made some stupid posts on this forum before, so just ignore this one too.
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Posted: April 25 2005 at 16:59 |
Does pre-conception count? 
Millions upon millions, I'm sure, have died since puberty, at the hands of nearly every forum member. Some at the digestive tract.
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Posted: April 25 2005 at 17:41 |
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Only for food. Damn, did she look tasty!
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Posted: April 25 2005 at 18:27 |
Crimson Prince wrote:
...and if you had the opportunity, would you do it again? I like to think that if I get away with it once, I could probably pull it off at least one or two more times before I got caught.
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I served in the Marine Corps and saw it more than once (Grenada, Panama and Iraq back in '91). I hope I never have to see it again...no one should ever have to see it. People don't just die, they plead for help, they scream for their mothers all the while watching their life ebb away.
Dick Winters led a company of the 101st Airborne back in WW2 (from the book/movie Band of brothers). In it he said and I quote him loosely "if I ever come out of this alive, I'll go home to my farm and live the rest of my life in peace".
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Posted: April 25 2005 at 18:56 |
Never have done. Never will. 
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