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Dim ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() Joined: April 17 2007 Location: Austin TX Status: Offline Points: 6890 |
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YES! The thread has come where you can show off what you think is your best review! Even if you only have one, use it, I just want to see a bunch of pretentious music listeners get overly pretentious about they're personal achievements. Here is my favorite by myself:
Review by schizoid_man77 (Ian Bishop)
Posted 9:31:44 PM EST, 11/22/2007 ![]() In der mine, Loud, soft, brilliant, and it's not even the best song! Starts with a heavy riff, with the whole band revolving around it. This lasts for about half the song, then the trippy lead line comes in, leading the song to step down a notch, letting the music ebb and flow to the next song. This is not how the whole album goes, unlike most post metal bands, every song is it's own, no song really sounds the same. Omega Massif's song structures almost remind me of some GY!BE songs, starting out fast, then drop to a single riff, in which the entire song starts to build. Sometimes though, the song will just burst out in power chords out of nowhere with almost no warning, and sometimes the climax just doesn't come, the song just builds then suddenly drops, making the album something different to appreciate then your average post metal instrumental group. The best songs on the album are Nebwuland, and Unter Null. Both amazing songs, that after progression let loose some of the most awesome trippy lead lines to ever hit post meal, the best of these are unter Nulls, where the whole band just stops, and there's just this haunting guitar, softly lulling you with this almost creepy riff, and I love it. Sadly though the last two songs are without the tripp lead lines, and Exodus is just a non-stop power chord closer, with the intention of closing the album with a band, but doesn't fit the mood of the album at all. Really, it's almost impossible for me to explain the intensity of the album through words, you really do have to be listening to it to get it. With me, Omega Massif clicked instantly, but I have had my share of post metal, and I'm used to the sound. For the newbies out there, I don't recommend this one for a first Post metal album, I guarantee you it will be hard to swallow! I really do want to give this album five stars, but that would be completely unfair to the albums with good songs all around, so 4 stars. I dont consider myself to be a good reviewer, but this one makes me feel that I'm not completely worthless. I applaud myself ![]() |
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aapatsos ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: November 11 2005 Location: Manchester, UK Status: Offline Points: 9226 |
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![]() ![]() Honestly, I don't believe I have produced my best yet... |
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moreitsythanyou ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() VIP Member Joined: April 23 2006 Location: NYC Status: Offline Points: 11682 |
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I'd say my best written review is my review of The Decemberists - The Crane Wife. But I'm just getting started or rather...I have no time.
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sheeves ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: October 30 2006 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 101 |
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I like how I know what album it's about.
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sleeper ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: October 09 2005 Location: Entropia Status: Offline Points: 16449 |
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This is a review of Pain of Salvations The Perfect Element, and probably my best.
Review by sleeper (Andrew Carter) [Prog Reviewer ] Posted 8:53:10 PM EST, 1/29/2007 ![]() The Perfect Element is a concept album that tells the story of two adolescents, a boy and a girl, as they are abused when young and grow up to be social delinquents who’s meeting causes them to face the causes and consequences of their actions. To me its a deep and emotionally involving concept that draws you in and makes you feel for the characters. In-fact this concept is the key to why I enjoy this album so much. When I first heard this album it was immediately apparent that it was something very good indeed, but it didn’t strike me as being a masterpiece but on uncovering the meaning of the concept as a whole and the meaning of the individual songs it clicked. And when it clicks the concept, the lyrics and, most importantly, the music all falls into place as being incredibly powerful, drawing you through a range of emotions from elation to a deep sadness. So what is it that’s changed in Gildenlows, and occasionally Hermanssons, lyrics and compositions that has elevated the album to such greatness? I think the main change for the lyrics is that its no longer a political concept as the previous two albums were and Gildenlow clearly shines when he concentrates on the social and emotional state of people, the songs just feel more real and sincere than on previous albums. With the compositions the there is two main differences that I feel that has elevated this album. The first is that Fredrick Hermanssons keyboards are now very much in the foreground of the music with the guitars, they tended to be a little in the background on One Hour By The Concrete Lake and at times were almost completely missing from Entropia, and are more integral to the music and the whole feel of the album, heck, you even get a few keyboard led songs now. The second is that the compositions are far more dynamic and involving than before, they shift seamlessly from slow, brooding passages filled with malice or anger to quiet, delicate songs to fast, crunching guitar driven parts and epic, graceful and powerful songs, there’s not much it doesn’t have. As I have stated before the music works seamlessly with the lyrics to grab you emotionally but its led by the fact that each member of the band has stepped-up a notch and performed their hearts out here. Gildenlow shows, again, that he is one of progs greatest singers here by adding a level of finesse that was missing just a bit in previous albums. On songs like Morning On Earth and Dedication his voice sounds incredibly delicate but it gets really forceful on Ashes and Reconciliation really shows off his range to perfection. The guitar lines fill a wider role here than before giving really delicate and soft passages at times as the song needs as well as “spreading out” to fill songs, particularly on the crescendo of pieces like Idioglossia and The Perfect Element, whilst still providing the powerful riffs and souring solos of before, but this time to a level not previously achieved. The rhythm section of Kristoffer Gildenlow (bass) and Johan Langell (percussion) work together here far more closely than before creating some really interesting rhythm patterns and changes in sings, little things that have a big impact to what’s going on. Kristoffer in particular of these two has really come to the fore as his bass now fulfils a role of both playing melody and rhythm without neglecting either, bolstered by his ability to switch from picking to slapping at the drop of a hat (something I admire him greatly for). The Perfect Element is one of those strange albums that proves to be the easiest starting point for the band in question whilst holding such huge reserves of emotional and musical depth that it remains as a fast favourite. I also believe that its this incredible depth and dynamic of the music that makes it so accessible as well as so astonishing. Its not often that I claim an album is an easy 5 star masterpiece but this is definitely one. |
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Spending more than I should on Prog since 2005
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Bj-1 ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: June 04 2005 Location: No(r)Way Status: Offline Points: 31644 |
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Not my best, but one of my tightest (I like shorter and tight reviews most)
Eskimo - Further Adventures of der Shrimpkin (RIO/Avant, 1995)
![]() Eskimo is a zany group from the US that plays a weird but somewhat catchy style of music. They released three rather wacky releases during the 90's with this one being the easiest to find these days, which isn't saying much unfortunately. It's complex but fun to listen to, with bizarre lyrics heavily in the Zappa vein. The music bursts of influences from bands such as Beefheart, Doctor Nerve and Zappa especially. Mainly because of the well-arranged way they combine the humor and music together to produce a rewarding, entertaining and completely weird listening experience. Musicianship is extremely tight - with a heavy use of horn and percussive instruments that adds a very eclectic touch to the music without spoiling the humoristic elements. This album is obviously very intelligently put together both lyrically and musically. It's very silly, but very refreshing, rewarding and sophisticated at the same time, something that few artists have managed to do completely sucessfully. To sum this album up, think the funkyness of Mr Bungle, the dominating horns of Doctor Nerve, the humoristic approach of Zappa and the complex melodies alà Beefheart and there you have it - one of the must fun and cool albums to listen to of the 90's. There is 24 tracks featured here, all ranging from five minutes to ten seconds but it's all good to great. My only true complain here is that the shortest tracks are completely separated from the other tracks and that ruins the album's flow a bit. But I can assure you that this album will not disappoint if you like those bands I have mentioned in this review. 4.5/5 |
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RIO/AVANT/ZEUHL - The best thing you can get with yer pants on!
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SoundsofSeasons ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() ![]() Joined: March 08 2007 Location: Arizona -- USA Status: Offline Points: 221 |
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Lol this is definitely a self-loving thread. No one else cares about your best review but you want to put it out there at least for yourself to see anyway
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1 Chronicles 13:7-9
Then David and all Israel played music before God with all their might, with singing, on harps, on stringed instruments, on tambourines, on cymbals, and with trumpets. |
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ProgBagel ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() Joined: May 13 2007 Location: United States Status: Offline Points: 2819 |
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Ivan_Melgar_M ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: April 27 2004 Location: Peru Status: Offline Points: 19557 |
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For me it's a duet, the bio about Aphrodite's Child and review of 666 all together, I placed a lot of effort in both, but lets go with the review_
APHRODITE'S CHILD — 666Review by Ivan_Melgar_M (Iván Melgar-Morey)SPECIAL COLLABORATOR Symphonic / Neo Prog Specialist
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The T ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: October 16 2006 Location: FL, USA Status: Offline Points: 17493 |
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Of course, MY MAGNIFICENT KAYO DOT REVIEW....
![]() ![]() ![]() It's too full of CAPS so I think that takes some brilliance away from it. Now I see the point of somebody telling me it was too full of caps. Yes, too many CAPS sound arrogant. Sorry.
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Logan ![]() Forum & Site Admin Group ![]() ![]() Site Admin Joined: April 05 2006 Location: Vancouver, BC Status: Offline Points: 37228 |
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My best review is also my worst... We all have to start somewhere, but for some it is better to end before you start.
DUFFARD, PASCAL — Dieu Est Fou
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akiko ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: June 18 2005 Location: The Cinema Show Status: Offline Points: 169 |
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C'mon guys, we all know that the best reviews were written between 1966 and 1972 thus every review since is just CRAP!
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Atavachron ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: September 30 2006 Location: Pearland Status: Offline Points: 65602 |
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^ even the ones that knocked Tull, ELP, Genesis and Zep?
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rileydog22 ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: August 24 2005 Location: New Jersey Status: Offline Points: 8844 |
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I much prefer post-reviewing, which uses words to convey texture rather than actual meaning.
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Dim ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() Joined: April 17 2007 Location: Austin TX Status: Offline Points: 6890 |
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No, you much prefer post analyzing, then destroying with a pwn of all pwns.
Ivan, thats an exhausting review man.
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Man Overboard ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: November 07 2004 Location: Austin, TX Status: Offline Points: 3830 |
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My favorite is probably my most clear-cut and concise, with no hyperbole to be found.
Porcupine Tree - Fear Of A Blank Planet Review by Man Overboard (Aaron) [Prog Reviewer ] Posted 7:00:46 PM EST, 11/30/2007 ![]() Not for me. I've been holding off on this review for many months to be sure I was familiar with the album, as to not jump the gun with a hasty write-up. In an interview with Thrasher Magazine, Steven Wilson states: "We are essentially playing quite simple, melodic music." Wilson continues. "It sounds deceptively complex, but it's actually very simple and very direct. I think where the complexity comes from in Porcupine Tree is very often in the production and the arrangements." I love simple, melodic music with great production. However, this album is overproduced and overly-long. As it stands, it comes across as neither loyal to its simple core, nor the complex progressive masterpiece it aspires to be. In such a confused state, it does not speak to me as anything but something trying to be what it is not, and afraid of what it is. The overall musicianship is extremely tight, and the production is pleasant to the ears, but at the end of the day, I'm left cold and unsatisfied with the overall package. 2 stars. |
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stonebeard ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() ![]() Joined: May 27 2005 Location: NE Indiana Status: Offline Points: 28057 |
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This one's pretty good, for a standard style review.
BRIAN ENO
![]() Review by stonebeard (Andrew) [Special Collaborator Neo-Prog Specialist] Posted 2:29:24 PM EST, 6/8/2006 ![]() Hearing the ambient beauty of “Another Green World” (the song) before hearing the entire album, I was expecting it to lean more toward that end of Brian Eno’s sound spectrum. It does, but I was surprised and admittedly a little upset that a good third of Another Green World is basically pop music. It did take me awhile to really get into the pop aspect of the album, but once I did, I appreciated the songs to a much greater extent. Simple as it is, the pop music is never repulsive. At worst, it’s happily frivolous (“I’ll Come Running”) and at best it’s beautifully catchy (“St. Elmo’s Fire”). Mind you, worst is not a very good word to use for “I’ll Come Running,” because I do like that song a lot. “Sky Saw” is a different matter altogether. It sounds robotic and mechanical, and though there are lyrics, it feels more like the ambient tracks on this album, however unusual it sounds. The remaining pop tracks, “Golden Hours” and “Everything Merges with the Night” are great examples of how to merge ambient tendencies with a pop format. It all works out well, especially on the introspective latter song. Everything else on Another Green World is non-vocal, but I’d not be so quick to call it all “ambient.” That word implies that the music forms slowly, and perhaps goes on to repeat themes indefinitely. This certainly doesn’t describe most of the non-vocal pieces on Another Green World. There are definite hooks in the music, there are memorable songs, and there are different emotions that one feels when listening to each and every song. Most of the best songs are easy going if not necessarily happy. “Becalmed” and “The Big Ship” bear the highest value here, and deserve the distinction because they are so emotional. Without any lyrics, Eno is able to conjure a simultaneous sadness/happiness emotion out of the listener that it truly unique and beautiful. “In Dark Trees” and “Spirts Drifting” are haunting in nature and contrast with the previous songs drastically. Both are dark, mystical, and exemplify a wealth of creativity. The remaining non-vocal songs are a mixed bag of styles, but I assure you, they’re all top-notch experiments in ambient music. Brian Eno would delve much further into the realms of ambient soundscapes in the late 70s and 80s, but on Another Green World, he melds pop hooks with the experimentation and drive that he would retain throughout the years to create a unique album. It is a memorable experience, and even if you’re not particularly an ambient music fan, you’ll surely find something to enjoy in Another Green World. Highly recommended for a wide range of music fans! Edited by stonebeard - December 02 2007 at 00:47 |
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Ricochet ![]() Special Collaborator ![]() ![]() Honorary Collaborator Joined: February 27 2005 Location: Nauru Status: Offline Points: 46301 |
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absolutely no idea...
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Dim ![]() Prog Reviewer ![]() Joined: April 17 2007 Location: Austin TX Status: Offline Points: 6890 |
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Bummer, I was kinda looking forward to see what you would put forth.
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N Ellingworth ![]() Forum Senior Member ![]() Joined: April 17 2006 Location: United Kingdom Status: Offline Points: 1324 |
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The review I feel I did the best job on is my review of Blessed Are The Bonds by The Pax Cecilia. unfortunately I have a rather small number of reviews to choose from so I'll have to work on that for any future self appreciation threads.
![]() THE PAX CECILIA — Blessed Are The BondsReview by N Ellingworth (Nicholas Ellingworth)
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