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    Posted: August 11 2007 at 20:25
I find the other silly story to be overly silly, and any meaning at all is instantly lost completely. Here's a different take on the same game. This time, the members can post up a full sentence (run-on sentences allowed, liberally). Doesn't have to be completely coherent, just not utterly (and I hate this term, I really do) "random".

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Harold, the youngest of his kind, was a bird trapper.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 20:30
And he lived in a hut on the tallest tree in the forest.
"Music is much like f**king, but some composers can't climax and others climax too often, leaving themselves and the listener jaded and spent."

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 20:44
One day the branch he most usually used for climbing was gone when he returned to his tree, and he had no means of getting home.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 20:50
but now he is trying to build  a confortable deluxe wigwam

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 20:53
Nowhere near the previous tree.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 20:58
but now he has problems with the ants,snakes,bears,mosquitoes,wolfs,cockroachs...and the sh*t of birds,iguanas  and monkeys
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:00
"I need a change of scenery" he declares dynamically to the sky, when at that moment something amazing occurred. 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:02
a miracle?...no one sh*t of bird hit his face
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:06
"Damn this cruel life" he cried passionately, before burying his now drawn dagger deep into his body.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:11
but after he die ,,but the heaven   was closed,and the hell too ,he must  live again but the problem continue
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:14
In a few months of having homes destroyed, scrounging up the cash to try again, he went again for the suicide thing when suddenly he had a change of heart.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:22
now he is a  good person,,he loves the animals and the sh*t  ,now  he has   brilliant ideas

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:23
Even the kangaroos agree.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:28
We can help you with our hard,pestilents sh*ts for annex the bricks of your new wigwam
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:30
"Finally!" he cried "That wigwam that I've wanted to be laid in for years by my hot co-worker at the bird farm!"
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:34
but there are problems with  wc,electricity,water,gas,...and flies (fragance of sh*t) and said I am boring I NEED A WOMAN TOO...!!!!!...and just in this moment appear one beautiful chimpanzee....oohh  my  God    I am not alone now  BUT

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:39
This is a much hairier, much more primitive thing than a woman.
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 21:44

But after all more important are the feelings...and I live the    moment   so....

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 22:02
...at that moment, the spaceship from Tau Ceti arrived with its usual cargo of efferming beans and packets of lemon Spangles.
What?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: August 11 2007 at 22:07
Our hero was met with a dazzling spectacles of cheap packaged foods, all landing outside the house. The ape went ape!
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