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    Posted: April 11 2006 at 21:44

This is a thread for loudly, forcefully, self righteously and obnoxiously saying all the unsubstantiated, entirely subjective things about prog, etc, that you've ever wanted to say (but have been too polite to, until now), JUST AS IF THEY WERE INDISPUTABLE FACT.

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Stern SmileIf you don't agree that Bill Bruford was/is/will be the BEST possible drummer in prog, past, present and future, you are (as we say back home) "f***ed in the head!" Angry

(That felt GOOD!Big smile)

 

SmileNow it's your turn. Go on -- you know you wanna!

 



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 21:48
If you don't like The Mars Volta, you are a dipsh*t that deserves to be shot
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 21:51
The truly honest one:

Punk blows. the worst millisecond of Love Beach owns everything punk rock ever produced or will produce

That did feel good!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 21:52

^ Yes Yes! That felt great, admit it!Clap

Who's next?

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 21:55

Frank Zappa RAWKS your lame ass. 

 

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 21:59
ADMIN speaking: You realise of course, Peter that the very premise of this thread seems to call for a forum violation or two ... we will be watching
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:03

Originally posted by Trotsky Trotsky wrote:

ADMIN speaking: You realise of course, Peter that the very premise of this thread seems to call for a forum violation or two ... we will be watching

TongueSure, Mr "holier than thou" sig saboteur....

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:05
Originally posted by Peter Rideout Peter Rideout wrote:

[TROTSKY IS A RABID, FOAMING, TEETH-GNASHING, PUPPY-KILLING COMMUNIST!>



 
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:06
Tool IS prog metal !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:07
TROTSKY IS A RABID, FOAMING, TEETH-GNASHING, PUPPY-KILLING COMMUNIST!

Hmm! I don't know about the real Trotsky, but if you're referring to the Forum Admin guy, you got 4 out of 5!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:10
^I assume it's the communist part that he got wrong?
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:12

WHO CARES IF PINK FLOYD ARE AVERAGE MUCISIANS THEY ARE IN THE SAME LEAGUE AS RUSH AND GENESIS.  IF YOU DISAGREE THEN YOU NEED TO EXAMINE YOUR EARS

 



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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:12
Originally posted by Trotsky Trotsky wrote:

TROTSKY IS A RABID, FOAMING, TEETH-GNASHING, PUPPY-KILLING COMMUNIST!

Hmm! I don't know about the real Trotsky, but if you're referring to the Forum Admin guy, you got 4 out of 5!




 


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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:14

If you do not acknowledge this similarity, then you shall be shot in the head with an elephant gun filled with mixed punk cds.

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:23
Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

If you do not acknowledge this similarity, then you shall be shot in the head with an elephant gun filled with mixed punk cds.

and

ShockedThe nefarious Red X strikes again!

 

 

This guy, Cyggie?



Edited by Peter Rideout - November 25 2006 at 03:11
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:26
Haha, I see it No, that's a different pic that has nothing to do with Howe. But I'll acknowlege the similarity for I'd rather get shot with diarrhea from a fire hose then punk cds!
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:27
Originally posted by Peter Rideout Peter Rideout wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

If you do not acknowledge this similarity, then you shall be shot in the head with an elephant gun filled with mixed punk cds.

and

ShockedThe nefarious Red X strikes again!

 

 

This guy, Cyggie?

I get no Red X.

Let's try this again:

and

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 22:35
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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 23:09

I'm impressed you guys have managed to keep this thread open this long...

Since we're on the subject of look-alikes, I couldn't help but notice this little garden knick-knack

 

 

 

 

 

looks an awful lot like

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Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 11 2006 at 23:41

Alex Trebek withous a moustache is no Alex Trebek at all!!!

^ NO!

^ YES!

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