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Poll Question: Squirrels are . . .
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    Posted: December 29 2020 at 10:29
Everyone has seen a squirrel, right?  Or is it just me?  I swear I never knew him personally, but it's not for all of them to know.  In the meantime, fish, that's the special on Thursday nights.  Combined into eraser rubbers that bring back memories of 2nd Grade Teachers that "you make me mad as a bear" I stole the ruler once but the alternative was worse.

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Obviously.
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Oh sad squirrel.  Clap  Where's the pie?

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A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of Squirrels. He pulls the guy over and says... "You can't drive around with squirrels in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately." The guy says "OK"... and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of squirrels, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands... "I thought I told you to take these squirrels to the zoo yesterday?" The guy replies... "I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"

source: http://jokes4us.com/animaljokes/squirreljokes.html
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That was a good joke about sunglasses.





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Squirrels are E. Try dividing that by J if you don't believe me.
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I was always bad at story problems.  Too much drama involved.

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The world would be better without squirrels. 

So the obvious answer is see number 9. 
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I see someone's been raiding the catnip again LOL

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Voted for E, not because of J - I never divided squirrels before - but because there is an E in SquirrEl. Since E is the fifth character of the alphabet, I could have voted for number five, but I was afraid to fall into a loophole and number 9 has nothing to do with J.

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BTW, are squirrels underrated or overrated? Personally I think they're underrated - Pink Floyd never made a song about them.

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Aren't squirrels one of the animals in the cave grooving with a pict?
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Why is this thread overrun with squirrel comments?

In the infamous words of Tina Turner:  "What's Squirrels Got to Do With It?"

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Originally posted by siLLy puPPy siLLy puPPy wrote:

I see someone's been raiding the catnip again LOL



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Squirrels go where the nuts are.  Watch out for those trees!!!
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We even have extra toilet paper here. Yay!
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Especially the palatable kind!

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^Would that be a cross-topic or Interthread post by any chance. WinkLOL
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My toilet tastes better these days.
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And what, exactly, does your toilet taste like?
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