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Toaster Mantis 
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Joined: April 12 2008 Location: Denmark Status: Offline Points: 5898 |
 Topic: The Beatles never existed!Posted: December 26 2014 at 08:55 |
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You think the "Paul is Dead" conspiracy theories were strange? Well, according to a new website the rabbit hole goes much deeper.
I'm frankly not sure if this is an elaborate prank, or whether whomever is responsible for that site really believes their theories. I guess it's the flipside to the "Elvis Presley/Jim Morrison/Tupac Shakur/Peter Steele faked his death" ones that I'm still surprised so many people believe. To say nothing of "Courtney Love killed Kurt Cobain". Could still be a satire of those conspiracy theories about popular music, though.
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"The past is not some static being, it is not a previous present, nor a present that has passed away; the past has its own dynamic being which is constantly renewed and renewing." - Claire Colebrook
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chopper
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: July 13 2005 Location: Essex, UK Status: Offline Points: 20029 |
Posted: December 26 2014 at 09:38 |
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Some people need to get out more.
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Toaster Mantis
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Joined: April 12 2008 Location: Denmark Status: Offline Points: 5898 |
Posted: December 26 2014 at 09:56 |
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Or remember to take their meds.
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"The past is not some static being, it is not a previous present, nor a present that has passed away; the past has its own dynamic being which is constantly renewed and renewing." - Claire Colebrook
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Smurph
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Joined: January 11 2012 Location: Columbus&NYC Status: Offline Points: 3167 |
Posted: December 26 2014 at 09:57 |
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Or only take their meds while they are outside.
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HolyMoly
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Retired Admin Joined: April 01 2009 Location: Atlanta Status: Offline Points: 26138 |
Posted: December 26 2014 at 10:40 |
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Existence is an iffy thing. I only believe I exist because it makes life easier.
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My other avatar is a Porsche
It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. -Kehlog Albran |
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Argonaught
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Joined: June 04 2012 Location: Virginia Status: Offline Points: 1413 |
Posted: December 26 2014 at 11:08 |
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I don't know if anyone has noticed, but Santa Claus isn't one and the same person either .. those two dudes below don't even look like each other. Whom are they kiddin.
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zravkapt
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Honorary Collaborator Joined: October 12 2010 Location: Canada Status: Offline Points: 6446 |
Posted: December 26 2014 at 12:16 |
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^The real Santa is that KFC dude.
"The Beatles" is just a nickname for The Rutles. |
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Catcher10
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VIP Member Joined: December 23 2009 Location: Emerald City Status: Offline Points: 17845 |
Posted: December 26 2014 at 12:39 |
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Actually it was the Monkees, they used the name the Beatles half the year to record.....it was for tax evasion reasons, the Beatles did not exist. |
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zappaholic
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Posted: December 26 2014 at 13:04 |
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I prefer the conspiracy theory which states that the Beatles were created by the Illuminati to control the minds of the world's youth. (I mean, you don't honestly think anyone actually liked their music, didja?)
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"Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard." -- H.L. Mencken
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Toaster Mantis
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Joined: April 12 2008 Location: Denmark Status: Offline Points: 5898 |
Posted: December 26 2014 at 13:10 |
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Kennedy was shot so Beatlemania could invade America without any distractions, the man on the grassy knoll was Noel Muscowitz, a Mossad agent working at the behest of Brian Epstein and paid for in advance by Jimmy Savile. They are all lizards.
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Smurph
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Joined: January 11 2012 Location: Columbus&NYC Status: Offline Points: 3167 |
Posted: December 26 2014 at 13:32 |
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Stool Man
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Joined: January 30 2007 Location: Anti-Cool (anag Status: Offline Points: 2689 |
Posted: December 26 2014 at 13:35 |
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John faked his own death in the 60s
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/08/11/article-1252264-0AC358C2000005DC-737_468x718.jpg Ringo married Yoko, and spent a week in bed, drumming. The fab Fifths were George Martin, Billy Preston, Brian Epstein, and of course Murray The K |
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rotten hound of the burnie crew
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Svetonio
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Posted: December 26 2014 at 17:46 |
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I prefer the story that I had read in The Conspirator's Hierarchy: The Story of the Comitee of 300 the book written by allegedly former MI6 agent Dr. John Coleman. In this video, Dr. John Coleman talks about the creation of The Beatles and the involvement of Theodor W. Adorno.
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Kati
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Posted: December 26 2014 at 21:13 |
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LearsFool
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Joined: November 09 2014 Location: New York Status: Offline Points: 8642 |
Posted: December 26 2014 at 21:40 |
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^ Oh no, it's not quite entirely too silly until someone mentions how the Beatles got their name from a man who flew in on a flaming pie. He said unto them: "From this day on you are Beetles, with an 'A'!"
Their response: "Thank you, Mister Man."
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Ozark Soundscape
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Joined: October 20 2014 Location: not here Status: Offline Points: 2360 |
Posted: December 27 2014 at 02:12 |
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BUT WHAT IF I'M THE BEATLES?
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Barbu
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Joined: October 09 2005 Location: infinity Status: Offline Points: 30850 |
Posted: December 27 2014 at 02:16 |
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Who's the Beatles?
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Imperial Zeppelin
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Posted: December 27 2014 at 08:11 |
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The band who invented music.
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"Hey there, Dog Man, now I drink from your bowl."
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Kati
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Posted: December 27 2014 at 08:20 |
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hahahaha!!!! brilliant reply hahaha!!!
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SteveG
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Joined: April 11 2014 Location: Kyiv In Spirit Status: Offline Points: 20604 |
Posted: December 27 2014 at 10:48 |
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As far as I know, there were two groups called The Beatles. One group from 1962 up to 1965 and one group from 1965 up to 1970. As far as I know, they have never been photographed together or even knew of each other. Weird. They're shown
together on the cover of Sgt. Pepper's but one of the bands are so supposed to be wax dummies, but I'm not sure which one. Weird.
Edited by SteveG - December 27 2014 at 10:52 |
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