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GENESIS Foxtrot progressive rock album and reviews GENESIS - Foxtrot
Review by Breed Lover @ 3:13:58 PM EST, 3/30/2005

0 stars  —   I hate this [%*!#]ing album it sucks big time, Peter Gabriel is a [%*!#]ing dickhead and Phil Collins is his gay lover all GENESIS SUCKS I repeat SUCKS. avoid this piece of [&*!#] and all GENESIS albums Watchers of the Skies is Crap so, piss on my copy , im going to play slipknot they are cool
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yes at least im honest
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YES Close to the Edge progressive rock album and reviews YES - Close to the Edge
Review by Breed Lover @ 3:29:09 PM EST, 3/30/2005
0 stars  —   No this album is [&*!#] everybody knowz thiz, i love slipknot and YES SUCKS!!!!!! save your money because this album is crap and i love rugby prog rock stinks but i do like some but i hate yes , a squeeky bloke, a gingerhead woman and a tall gay bass player whatever next a sexy blonde on saxophone, please remove them
 
 
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KING CRIMSon Red progressive rock album and reviews KING CRIMSON - Red
Review by tuxon @ 4:21:20 PM EST, 3/30/2005
0 stars  —   i dislike this album it sucks and i totally agree with Breed Lover Sslipknot is great it's a shame they are not in the archives and hope they will be added this album sucks and i hate robert fripp, you let me down, shame on you people, i am now listening to spice girls, westlife and slipknot instead.
 
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Points: 21342 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: March 31 2005 at 20:04
CAMEL Breathless progressive rock album and reviews CAMEL - Breathless
Review by chrisbutt @ 2:49:53 PM EST, 3/31/2005
4 stars  —   Judging by some other reviews this was the beginning of the end...well yes & no, yes 'cause they tried to adapt & where harased by this [&*!#]ty empty punkscene...and didn't follow their heart..& hearts of stone make no music..no 'cause some titles are very good to listen to.....so me sentimental fool likes it very muuuuch !!! Camelfan of age...shooting the stars skyhigh !!
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PINK FLOYD A Momentary Lapse of Reason
Review by pinkfloydlover @ 2:43:48 AM EST, 4/2/2005
1 stars  —  if people really appreciate that music that Pink Floyd did, they would not buy this hideous excuse of an album. maybe two songs (learning to fly and sorrow) are good, but they don't even live up to expectations i had of this album. let's start with the first song, it's boring, ineffective, and poorly done. songs with lyrics, we can just kind of group those all into one description...the songwriters obviously were trying to overblow what they thought roger waters, who is the greatest songwriter in all of progressive/art rock, would write and just sort of made him seem like the guy who didn't care about what he was writing...here is some news for all of the songwriters on this album...HE CARED! im sure that he has probably heard the album and laughed when he heard the song "Dogs of War", which is probably THE worst Floyd song i have had the audacity to hear, i mean could it be more...horrible? then there are the "filler" tracks that don't necessarily need to be there at all, example a new machine pt. 1 and 2, i think GILMOUR put those in just to feel like he had taken control of the band and the music. they're boring, over-blown, and poorly written, and he said that "Vera" and "Bring the Boys Back Home" from "The Wall" were bad, but he must think this is good...please think twice before buying this...since I am a completionist and intend on having every one of their albums(I'm at 12), i bought it...as a matter of fact, i would get an iTunes account if i were you and just download the album and not waste your money. thank you for taking the time to read my criticism.
 
 
You're welcome, but it was time lost as far as I'm concerned.
 
 
 


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Originally posted by Manunkind Manunkind wrote:

PINK FLOYD A Momentary Lapse of Reason
Review by pinkfloydlover @ 2:43:48 AM EST, 4/2/2005
1 stars  —  if people really appreciate that music that Pink Floyd did, they would not buy this hideous excuse of an album. maybe two songs (learning to fly and sorrow) are good, but they don't even live up to expectations i had of this album. let's start with the first song, it's boring, ineffective, and poorly done. songs with lyrics, we can just kind of group those all into one description...the songwriters obviously were trying to overblow what they thought roger waters, who is the greatest songwriter in all of progressive/art rock, would write and just sort of made him seem like the guy who didn't care about what he was writing...here is some news for all of the songwriters on this album...HE CARED! im sure that he has probably heard the album and laughed when he heard the song "Dogs of War", which is probably THE worst Floyd song i have had the audacity to hear, i mean could it be more...horrible? then there are the "filler" tracks that don't necessarily need to be there at all, example a new machine pt. 1 and 2, i think GILMOUR put those in just to feel like he had taken control of the band and the music. they're boring, over-blown, and poorly written, and he said that "Vera" and "Bring the Boys Back Home" from "The Wall" were bad, but he must think this is good...please think twice before buying this...since I am a completionist and intend on having every one of their albums(I'm at 12), i bought it...as a matter of fact, i would get an iTunes account if i were you and just download the album and not waste your money. thank you for taking the time to read my criticism.
 
 
You're welcome, but it was time as lost as far as I'm concerned.
 
 
 

What's wrong with this review?????????????????????????????
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TOOL Lateralus progressive rock album and reviews TOOL - Lateralus
Review by Marco @ 4:42:54 PM EST, 4/2/2005
2 stars  —   Hey guys, what are you listening to ? This is not prog, definitely ! Maybe is not a bad record of something else, but let me say, once again this is not prog and the maximum rate that it could reach is 2.... If you give 5 to this how many you have to give to Genesis Selling England by the pound, or ELP Tarkus, or Crimson In the wake of Poseidon...? Sorry for those who really like this music, but this is Progarchives..
 
Throroughly superfluous. How about talking about the album itself a little bit? Yet another review made solely to "make a point".
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Points: 2373 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 02 2005 at 17:54
Originally posted by tuxon tuxon wrote:

Originally posted by Manunkind Manunkind wrote:

PINK FLOYD A Momentary Lapse of Reason
Review by pinkfloydlover @ 2:43:48 AM EST, 4/2/2005
1 stars  —  if people really appreciate that music that Pink Floyd did, they would not buy this hideous excuse of an album. maybe two songs (learning to fly and sorrow) are good, but they don't even live up to expectations i had of this album. let's start with the first song, it's boring, ineffective, and poorly done. songs with lyrics, we can just kind of group those all into one description...the songwriters obviously were trying to overblow what they thought roger waters, who is the greatest songwriter in all of progressive/art rock, would write and just sort of made him seem like the guy who didn't care about what he was writing...here is some news for all of the songwriters on this album...HE CARED! im sure that he has probably heard the album and laughed when he heard the song "Dogs of War", which is probably THE worst Floyd song i have had the audacity to hear, i mean could it be more...horrible? then there are the "filler" tracks that don't necessarily need to be there at all, example a new machine pt. 1 and 2, i think GILMOUR put those in just to feel like he had taken control of the band and the music. they're boring, over-blown, and poorly written, and he said that "Vera" and "Bring the Boys Back Home" from "The Wall" were bad, but he must think this is good...please think twice before buying this...since I am a completionist and intend on having every one of their albums(I'm at 12), i bought it...as a matter of fact, i would get an iTunes account if i were you and just download the album and not waste your money. thank you for taking the time to read my criticism.
 
 
You're welcome, but it was time lost as far as I'm concerned.
 
 
 

What's wrong with this review?????????????????????????????

50% of it is basically speculations about Gilmour and Waters, and the reviewer's opinions aren't backed up with any attempts at describing the music, IMO.

Let M@X decide, though.
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Points: 4097 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 02 2005 at 18:21
Nah I think that's a fine review. It waffles a bit (to make a somewhat hypocritical point), but it gives plenty of opinions about the album and goes some way to justify them.
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I disagree with that guy's review of AMLOR completely! But at least he attempted to explain his (false) reasoning, and so of course it should be kept. To each his own.

Nothing wrong with the review really, except for all his opinions and low rating of course
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THAT DOES IT! What is this, a 'Let's hate Manunkind' - thread?!! Tuxon, goose, Cluster One, get over here and fight like men!!!

Just call me before you get on the plane so that I can get to the airport on time...



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Points: 953 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 03 2005 at 11:04
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GENESIS Foxtrot progressive rock album and reviews GENESIS - Foxtrot
Review by Breed Lover @ 3:13:58 PM EST, 3/30/2005

0 stars  —   I hate this [%*!#]ing album it sucks big time, Peter Gabriel is a [%*!#]ing dickhead and Phil Collins is his gay lover all GENESIS SUCKS I repeat SUCKS. avoid this piece of [&*!#] and all GENESIS albums Watchers of the Skies is Crap so, piss on my copy , im going to play slipknot they are cool


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Originally posted by Manunkind Manunkind wrote:

THAT DOES IT! What is this, a 'Let's hate Manunkind' - thread?!! Tuxon, goose, Cluster One, get over here and fight like men!!!

Just call me before you get on the plane so that I can get to the airport on time...

I don't hate you unkind man,
I just think you shouldn't call opinions that aren't yours inapropriate
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Points: 5502 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 04 2005 at 06:00
KING CRIMSON In the Court of the Crimson King
Review by Breed Lover @ 10:14:28 AM EST, 12/9/2003
0 stars  —  well jesus christ o mighty where do i start here, yes it's one of them [%*!#]ing crap pieces of [&*!#], robert fripp is a c**t and he sucks dildos all day long and greg lake bends over for michael giles, yes sounds like king crimson, well they suck and this album is crap, slipknot is class 5 stars for all their album, piss on this cd, snap it up, throw it in the bin and shove it up your minge and save your money, king crimson sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Date says 12/9/2003, has this been here all this time?
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Points: 870 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 04 2005 at 19:44
Holy wow! How was that missed for so long?!?

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STRAWBS Heartbreak Hill progressive rock album and reviews STRAWBS - Heartbreak Hill
Review by rick petersen @ 9:03:57 PM EST, 4/4/2005
1 stars  —   An attempt to recapture their mid-70's prog magic that fails miserably. Mimicry alone does not a good product make. The recipe: write some generic songs and dress them up in overly-familiar, proggy arrangements. Add an unlistenable production job that makes you think something's wrong with your stereo (a slightly tinny, canned sound with little presence). Cousin's voice was still intact, but it doesn't matter. This one's a stinker.
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Points: 3013 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 04 2005 at 21:59
Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

STRAWBS Heartbreak Hill progressive rock album and reviews STRAWBS - Heartbreak Hill
Review by rick petersen @ 9:03:57 PM EST, 4/4/2005
1 stars  —   An attempt to recapture their mid-70's prog magic that fails miserably. Mimicry alone does not a good product make. The recipe: write some generic songs and dress them up in overly-familiar, proggy arrangements. Add an unlistenable production job that makes you think something's wrong with your stereo (a slightly tinny, canned sound with little presence). Cousin's voice was still intact, but it doesn't matter. This one's a stinker.

What's wrong with that one?
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Points: 5502 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: April 05 2005 at 00:02
Originally posted by Useful_Idiot Useful_Idiot wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

STRAWBS Heartbreak Hill progressive rock album and reviews STRAWBS - Heartbreak Hill
Review by rick petersen @ 9:03:57 PM EST, 4/4/2005
1 stars  —   An attempt to recapture their mid-70's prog magic that fails miserably. Mimicry alone does not a good product make. The recipe: write some generic songs and dress them up in overly-familiar, proggy arrangements. Add an unlistenable production job that makes you think something's wrong with your stereo (a slightly tinny, canned sound with little presence). Cousin's voice was still intact, but it doesn't matter. This one's a stinker.

What's wrong with that one?

Absolutly nothing, maybe he could have been more precies in why it is a bad album, but there's little wrong with the review itself.

 

Get over it guys, only reviews that are NOT APROPRIATE, bad language, and band inten should be reported. i've seen already too many reviews here that are good in itself.
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KING CRIMSON In the Court of the Crimson King
Review by Breed Lover @ 10:14:28 AM EST, 12/9/2003
0 stars  —  well jesus christ o mighty where do i start here, yes it's one of them [%*!#]ing crap pieces of [&*!#], robert fripp is a c**t and he sucks dildos all day long and greg lake bends over for michael giles, yes sounds like king crimson, well they suck and this album is crap, slipknot is class 5 stars for all their album, piss on this cd, snap it up, throw it in the bin and shove it up your minge and save your money, king crimson sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


Date says 12/9/2003, has this been here all this time?

aha thats a classic
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