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Points: 32995 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 22 2005 at 12:16

Now then everybody, its all over, nothing to see here, lets be 'aving you!
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Points: 1338 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 22 2005 at 12:08

THATS FUNNY, MOST PEOPLE USUALLY MAKE A BIT OF NOISE WHEN THEY COME!!

 

 

 

OH DEAR!!
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Points: 7003 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 22 2005 at 12:05

Help! Help! Police brutality!

Headbutt!

Alright officer I'll come quietly....



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'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom


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Points: 32995 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 22 2005 at 11:48
Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Ok every one thats enough........move along now!

You'll never take me alive copper!!!!

Biff!Punch!Hit! Some other violent sound effect!

Right..you've asked for it, 'ave some truncheon sonny!

Thhwaaaacckk!!!
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Points: 7003 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 22 2005 at 11:40
Originally posted by Snow Dog Snow Dog wrote:

Ok every one thats enough........move along now!

You'll never take me alive copper!!!!

Biff!Punch!Hit! Some other violent sound effect!
'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
to the already rich among us...'

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Points: 32995 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 22 2005 at 08:12

Ok every one thats enough........move along now!
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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 22 2005 at 07:27
+++picks up sofa+++

CRASH!!!

Take that, you scouse swine!

And while I'm at it....

Arsekick!

+++ hides under sofa +++

Bugger! He's still there!

+++ hides in kitchen +++

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+++Drags Jim Garten out from under the sofa+++

Deadleg!!!!!!!!!!!

Nipple Tweak!!!

Groin Kick!!!!!!!!

You hairless freak of nature!
'Like so many of you
I've got my doubts about how much to contribute
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Points: 14693 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 22 2005 at 03:14
Originally posted by Syzygy Syzygy wrote:

Come on Jim - details! We're all curious to know how you wound up with a Kojak happy sac!


Shan't!

Anyhow, it wasn't my 'happy sac' it was my leg (no, not the third one!).

BLOODY HELL! - LOOK UP THERE!

GROINKICK, FACEFART

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come here Sausagey, and headbutt my steel toecap as hard as you can....
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Points: 7003 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 21 2005 at 16:16

The effect of Mr Garten's nad topiary would probably resemble English slap headed popsters Right Said Fred from a certain angle

'Like so many of you
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Points: 11979 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 21 2005 at 15:40
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YOU FORGOT THE NIPPLE TWEAK!

NEVER  forget the NIPPLE TWEAK!!!

 

aah,the old searching for Radio Luxembourg technique
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Points: 4215 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 21 2005 at 15:37
Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

Ah, Jimmy "Bald Nutz" Garten, eh?

 

Or

Make that Jimmy "Baldzac" Garten.... a nod to the old timers.

He can now hang out with BaldJean and BaldFriede...

Don't want to see the picture tho...
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Come on Jim - details! We're all curious to know how you wound up with a Kojak happy sac!
'Like so many of you
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Robert Wyatt, Gloria Gloom


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Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

***runs away VERY fast & hides under sofa***


So that kind of punishment is familiar to you, Jimmy?



'twas self-inflicted..... long story

Oh I got the time, it's ONLY midnight where I'm at!
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Originally posted by Cygnus X-2 Cygnus X-2 wrote:

Originally posted by Jim Garten Jim Garten wrote:

***runs away VERY fast & hides under sofa***


So that kind of punishment is familiar to you, Jimmy?



'twas self-inflicted..... long story

Originally posted by Officer Danbo the follically-challenged Officer Danbo the follically-challenged wrote:

Make that Jimmy "Baldzac" Garten.... a nod to the old timers.




Now there's a word I've not heard for a while...



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Points: 28057 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 21 2005 at 02:28

this calls for...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!!!

 

what now? shall we torture you with...

 

THE COMFY CHAIR????!!!!!!!!

 NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!!!!!!
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Points: 1338 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 21 2005 at 01:44

YOU FORGOT THE NIPPLE TWEAK!

NEVER  forget the NIPPLE TWEAK!!!

 

have you people learnt nothing.......

 

 
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Points: 5243 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 20 2005 at 23:53
Originally posted by stonebeard stonebeard wrote:

Originally posted by Tony R Tony R wrote:

Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

Nothing quite compares to a freshly shorn scrotum.

Dan's obviously confusing his scrotum with his head........

bow down to "scrotumhead"

Oy, dems fightin' woirds...

 

Biff Slpapapapapapapa, Dwoing, schutuck, Fwanggggg!
Arm Bar, Hair pull takedown, carotid squeeze, bwunga bwunga foowee!
Noogie, Noogie.. Chunga's Revenge Bitch slap.... poke-foowie

Slam-----Clang.

How do ya like lockdown numbnutz?

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Points: 28057 		Direct Link To This Post Posted: July 20 2005 at 22:52
Originally posted by Tony R Tony R wrote:

Originally posted by danbo danbo wrote:

Nothing quite compares to a freshly shorn scrotum.

Dan's obviously confusing his scrotum with his head........

bow down to "scrotumhead"
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